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Shit. I forgot about Brave.

So how does it compare to Robin Hood? Better, worse, same?

Please. It isn’t the baby the world needs, it is the baby the world deserves.

I’m not so sure about that.

I’m not one of your fans.

What? But why not? 

You two should have children. Then it can be Batstar.

 Uh...No. 

[mask] There are better things to be worried about than your ego. 

I don’t worry about my ego.

Batstar sounds awesome.

Yeah... it kind of does, now that you mention it.

The problem is that fan merchandise is usually intended for fans.

Yeah, I know. So what’s the problem?

[mask] The concept is so self-explanatory that a gnat could write a thesis on it.

Um. Okay. But all things considered, my PR department isn’t really a waste of time and resources. Compared to other peoples, it’s absolutely tiny. I do a lot of the work myself, to be honest.

[mask] That your horde of publicity generators are a useless waste of time and resources.

 How so? 

[mask] You can stop making my point for me anytime you want.

What point?

[mask] The fact that it’s made at all is baffling.

Not really. I have a huge fanbase, so newsletters are in pretty high demand.

[mask] I don’t condone needless deforestation. 

Neither do I! That’s why every issue of Shining Star Weekly is made from 100% recycled material!

I don’t understand why you follow me. I was mostly joking with that comment.