Shining Falcon Reviews

10 posts. Supposedly this is important. My email told me so.

So a few months later and I've done very little. Time just disappears in my life. University does that to people.

Anyway, I suppose the general purpose of blogging is to just write opinions. And I like formulating my opinions before I spit them out. Makes better reading material.

So I will post something soon and it will be a random, yet relevant topic to what I was originally aiming for when I started this blog (October 2013).

So a few quick points.

1) My image and identity introduction from earlier will be changed (although not forgotten or deleted) and I will make another reviewing image/logo that will make it easier to just say what I want to say (With a requirement of being entertaining).

2) I will not make a crazy number of posts now, but I will be more active than I have been.

3) I may or may not drop the anonymous nature of my identity. Whatever works best or at least looks good on a resume.

4) I will refrain from writing any posts while under the influence of Caffeine, Alcohol, or Pheromones. 

5) If I decide to become professional all of a sudden, please voice your concerns and I will return from my temporary madness.

Thanks for reading.

For anyone who asks on my opinion on Subs or Dubs:

If it’s a good sub, I enjoy it. If it’s a good dub I enjoy it. If it makes my ears bleed, I'm probably not going to enjoy it.

This uses a very simple method for convenience. I recommend it.

The K.I.S.S. Method.                  “Keep it Simple Stupid.".

My reviewing policy- I try to be fair, so be nice and don't steal it without my permission. Or you can try and impressive me and improve upon it. I'm nothing if I don't admit I'm an idiot first...I should quote that.

"I'm nothing if I don't admit I'm an idiot first"~ R.B.

I try to use a simple method I thought up with my ambitious, yet capable, yet successful and handsome brother (His words. Not mine).

  The rockets versus anchors with cables attached method.

Shorten that to R.A.C. Rockets. Anchors. Cables.

  Rockets: That which soared. The highest point of the series or film. The moment that made you glad you watched the damn thing. Blood, sweat and tears got you to this moment. To you, it’s a personal over 9000 singular moment in entertainment that gave you trills, chills, endorphins, and probably an excited nether region. Simply put, this is why you or I would go to extreme lengths to recommend this series and leave out everything else.

  Anchors: That which sank. That which you hated. The things that made you perform rants of your own after crawling into a corner and weeping violently like a microwaved jellyfish. It’s what makes you never talk about a series or simply not recommend to others based on such a strong moment that left such a bad taste in your mouth. It can be overlooked, but everything has something pulling it up and something bringing it down. Even if we don’t want to admit it. And I will try to give at the very least one bad point or one good point for everything I review or recommend.

  Cables: That which connects great and low and in somewhere you reside. Or if you prefer that which lies between. This spider web of connections displays your journey through a series or film with ups, downs, sticky parts, slippery parts and your own personal end. Where you stop is whatever moment you decided to cease motion, sit yourself down comfortably, enjoy the view, and in the process scream to the world why you are where you are. Philosophically speaking this can also be applied to life, but I'll keep it to reviews, opinions, and life-changing events for the moment.

  An Extra Factor: One thing that may push my review one way or another. Sometimes serious, sometimes humorous, sometimes plentiful, and sometimes scarce, this is just something I add for flare and or to point out what you may especially love or hate despite what I've said in the above three sections.

 Initial Thoughts: This is just boring history or facts. Just me giving a bit of structure to my reviews. Read if you wish.

A note to those whom it may concern:

In writing my reviews, mini-rants, or opinions, when I finish I make my stand, say where I am, and let the spider web sway in the winds of feedback and criticism. This is simply to provide a rope up, a face-palm, or a freefall to anyone willing to read them. My reviews are where they are. I don't try to copy the greats of reviewing talent, and I sure as hell won’t start a screaming contest, rage-fit, or declaration of war over one review. Your replies and your online reputations are up to you. I either make my posts to praise, vent, or voice an optional line of thought. You tell me if that's what professional reviews do or not. I don't call myself a professional review or anything similar, but I have no trouble at least acting professional.

Peace out and I'll see you in about a year to 20 at your wedding, funeral, or in your continued existence as a thinking person.

  Later.

Review Template:

Anime Film Review #0

  Initial Thoughts:

  Rockets:

  Anchors:

  Cables:

  Extra Factor:

Far from Professional Version (This is to be taken as a joke to whoever finds this unusual, disturbing or offensive. Good day. Now keep reading.)

Hello.

For the purposes of this blog you may refer to me as R.B, Shining-Falcon, reviewing and scheming scum (RSS for short), or whatever you refer to blogging reviewers this month.

I will be using this blog to convey reviews about various forms of entertainment. This may or may not include Anime, Video Games, Manga, Music or Soundtracks/OSTs(Original Sound Tracks), TV Shows, Movies, Stories, Artwork, Graphic Novels, Motion Comics, Fan Animations (let’s call them Fanimations), or Flying UFOs ship design qualities such as aerodynamics and awesomeness. Got all that. Great. Now keep reading.

In terms of replies, responses, messages, strange emails, foreign telephone messages and stalker video tapes or recordings delivered to my house in the middle of the night, I keep a very simple policy. I approve of feedback. I appreciate criticism. And I can survive any hatred from puppies, raccoons, zombies and the odd person or two. Seriously, I have a secret End-of-the World hideout with 7 or 8 zombie plans depending how I feel, and weapons spawned from the depths of a sleep-deprived and very radioactive mind.

How you feel about my reviews/ brain mixture is completely dependent on your complex, characteristics and little itty bitty feelings that defy any and all rules and probably look like the formula to a mutated Kryptonite. But they still hold value to you or your loved ones/animals so I accept any and all feelings, opinions, or respected awards regarding the contents of this site/account/futuristic device. These can range from declarations of war to sponsoring endorsements from millionaires to free citizenship from foreign countries (or planets) to naming park benches to spontaneous and unexplained ohh!(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr8HDRvlKog) moments.

Well that's everything I can think of, while working in a crowded library about to head to an even more crowded train. If I missed anything feel free to insult, ridicule and provoke me into responding and hopefully your hatred will die out or you'll die from mysterious causes. At best I'll try to implement a complex plan that allows me to attempt to fix and improve my future reviews, or attempt to learn the human languages better.

In any event, case, or mysterious death, it’s nice to meet you and I look forward to reviewing more opinions in the grand world of human entertainment, featuring fun and awesomeness of an unheard of magnitude. (Seriously, you guys are much more entertaining than the local Martians).

See you next post.

P.S. 

If you’re wondering about who I am then let me leave you with the appropriate assumption.

"A red mutated flying pony or falcon (haven’t decided which yet) wearing a cross between a skirt and metal car exterior sailing around the earth on a black and white speckled spaceship passing by the local space station every 0.12 seconds while reading a book about world conquering for the CGA, watching the latest and high quality re-mastering of shows from the 70s, and all the while whistling "My Bonny lies over the Ocean.” Of course, this is all being done when sitting on a bed of unread books, compressed DVDs, and whoopee cushions, with a timer of the remaining ship fuel residing somewhere between 9 to 9001 days, and planning to have a dinner of road kill squirrel mixed with flying jellyfish and moon-grade cheese, with a dash of uranium."

That should answer all your questions. If it doesn't, then I'm rumoured to teleport to an anime club, steal food from a chess club, and explore world conquering strategies at a business school.

If I ever meet you, please feel free to slap me and tell me to keep up the good work. Worst I can do is drop something from the stratosphere and miss. Best I can do is write more reviews on a student’s money and time budget.

May all your ventures be fruitful which includes designing the latest weapons technologies to aim for my ship with a 3.14289634157th chance that it would hit me, bringing my chaos causing and life quoting reviews to a beautiful fiery end. Or you can just aim for the moon and contaminate my lunch.

Peace out everyone. Your free time is like space comets to me. Once in a lifetime and very unimpressive after it’s passed, but bloody beautiful in the short term. My laggy number of views counter shows that. Or at least tries to. Still need to upgrade to the cloudy era.

See you later and in another country.

Professional Version

Hello.

For the purposes of this blog you may refer to me as R.B, Shining-Falcon, or whatever you refer to a blogging reviewers these days.

I will be using this blog to convey reviews about various forms of entertainment. This may or may not include Anime, Video Games, Manga, Music or Soundtracks/OSTs (Original Sound Tracks), Tv Shows, Movies, Stories, Artwork, Graphic Novels, Motion Comics, Fan-made Animations or virtual reality headsets.

In terms of replies, responses, messages, and emails, I will try to be timely with responses and respectful in answers. Also I will attempt to prevent my 2 year old puppy from eating my early review drafts via small bite-sized USB key.

How you feel about my reviews or mini-rants is up to you. I'm not planning on complaining about the responses since I'm the guy posting this stuff, but I will take your feedback, comments, and criticisms into consideration.

Well that's everything I can think of, while working in a crowded library about to head to an even more crowded train. If I missed anything feel free to let me know so as to improve any of my future writings.

In any event, it’s nice to meet you and I look forward to reviewing more opinions in the grand world of human entertainment.

See you next post.

 P.S.

If you’re wondering about who I am then let me leave you with the appropriate assumption.

A university student who doesn't have enough time to do half of things he plans to do on this blog, while juggling time for studying, work, club activities, entertainment, exercise, walking my dog, walking my family, and trying to keep my irrational and malnourished brain afloat in the sea I refer to as my ideas.

See you next post.