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Hey I just made a lot of edits to my Selenopolis fic so I am plugging it again.
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Someone new to wiz tumblr: Is anyone else not a fan of the ftue changes they made to wizard city?
The rest of wiz tumblr: Several people are typing...
Honestly since it’s FTUE hating hours, every time I introduce wiz to my friends I have to stand there like “this is not the intro that captured my heart as a kid. This isn’t how it went.”
So like. If we could have it back so I don’t look like a freak for caring—
IT IS SO HARD HAVING TO BE LIKE “Okay so they ruined this bit please don’t judge it all based on this I promise it was really endearing and genuine—“
Sorry I wanted to reblog with your tags. I think the thing is, I don't have many true like, dealbreakers or things that will turn me away from a story. I really don't make a distinction of "good writing choice" vs "bad writing choice", nearly any choice taken can serve a purpose and my critiques come from my personal opinion on if those choices serve the narrative or not, if I think the way the story is going is thematically consistent, all of that. So the one thing I cannot stand, the ONE choice a story could make that upsets me, is when it betrays its own themes, undercuts itself, and worse, MOCKS ME FOR CARING. And that's the thing about the FTUE storyline. It mocks me for caring! It feels like a parody of the original story, both trying to bait me with nostalgia and in the same breath making fun of me for ever thinking it was that serious. And that's the thing, I feel like the FTUE was trying to be funny because they felt like they couldn't onboard new players with 2008 sincerity. Times had "changed" and they needed to prove they were "in on the joke" about how silly their setting was. The people who would feel welcomed by the irony aren't players who will stay for the long run, because a story inevitably asks you to care. Trying to be "in on the joke" so people don't get bored won't help you.
You hit the nail on the head!! The first time I encountered FTUE, it felt so... idk, shallow? The conflicts aren't portrayed with the same weight as they used to. But the story is what got me invested to begin with, and now it feels like everything has to have a punch line.
It's not like pre-ftue didn't have its own sense of humor, either. That was part of what I liked about it when I was younger. I'd have a little ~sensible chuckle~ about quest names or whatever and then keep enjoying myself. But the joke isn't the joke anymore; the joke is that anyone who would take this silly little plot seriously is cringe! Isn't that so funny? (<- heavy heavy heavy on the sarcasm)
It's just so weird to introduce your game in a tone that expects and encourages players to not actually care about it, but also... expect that to somehow make them want to care about it enough to keep playing? It's giving "netflix wants to make movies for people who aren't actually watching the movies." Why is a business trying to cater to people who don't actually like their product? Like yeah, ok, let's make wizard game, except the intro has to be for people who don't like wizard game. That's a totally good and financially lucrative decision. Stonks.

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Honestly since it’s FTUE hating hours, every time I introduce wiz to my friends I have to stand there like “this is not the intro that captured my heart as a kid. This isn’t how it went.”
So like. If we could have it back so I don’t look like a freak for caring—
IT IS SO HARD HAVING TO BE LIKE “Okay so they ruined this bit please don’t judge it all based on this I promise it was really endearing and genuine—“
Sorry I wanted to reblog with your tags. I think the thing is, I don't have many true like, dealbreakers or things that will turn me away from a story. I really don't make a distinction of "good writing choice" vs "bad writing choice", nearly any choice taken can serve a purpose and my critiques come from my personal opinion on if those choices serve the narrative or not, if I think the way the story is going is thematically consistent, all of that. So the one thing I cannot stand, the ONE choice a story could make that upsets me, is when it betrays its own themes, undercuts itself, and worse, MOCKS ME FOR CARING. And that's the thing about the FTUE storyline. It mocks me for caring! It feels like a parody of the original story, both trying to bait me with nostalgia and in the same breath making fun of me for ever thinking it was that serious. And that's the thing, I feel like the FTUE was trying to be funny because they felt like they couldn't onboard new players with 2008 sincerity. Times had "changed" and they needed to prove they were "in on the joke" about how silly their setting was. The people who would feel welcomed by the irony aren't players who will stay for the long run, because a story inevitably asks you to care. Trying to be "in on the joke" so people don't get bored won't help you.
Honestly since it’s FTUE hating hours, every time I introduce wiz to my friends I have to stand there like “this is not the intro that captured my heart as a kid. This isn’t how it went.”
So like. If we could have it back so I don’t look like a freak for caring—
IT IS SO HARD HAVING TO BE LIKE “Okay so they ruined this bit please don’t judge it all based on this I promise it was really endearing and genuine—“
And then they usually drop off after Unicorn Way because it’s “weird” or “slow”
It’s so awkward too cause like. You get introduced to the ACTUAL cadence/tone/style of arc 1 in KROK. And I love krok! But it’s whiplash because while arc 1 is still fairly absurd (it’s wiz) it’s a lot more subdued and… blunt? Than the FTUE? Arc 1 had this very blunt, striaghtforward writing style where weird stuff happened but it wasn’t framed as a JOKE. It’s just framed as How Things Are Happening.
Meanwhile, FTUE…
i genuinely think I ruined my friend's experience of the game by complaining about how bad FTUE was. Bro finished Unicorn Way and said "that's enough.."
For a lot of it, I was repeating word for word what the original script was for the game and why FTUE sucked so bad in its changes.
Okay well. Yeah that’ll do it. You know maybe introducing our friends to our favorite game with “HEY THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME, THE INTRO SUCKS.” Is… not a great onboarding strategy to share something we love? We here on Wizblur complain a lot about things because we all have been here for what I assume is years. But that complaining is familiar and there’s a mutual understanding it comes from a place of affection and a bit of “oh, you!” About things. A new player doesn’t have that context that a lot of complaining is more or less ribbing or groaning about how the door squeaks. The things we complain about are things we want done better or are structural problems that are there but not deal breakers.
But at the same time. Yes I think we should communicate that the original intro was better and that the FTUE is not a good representation of the game and its sincerity or worldbuilding skills.
Man finding that balance would be great if I wasn’t autistic—
Honestly since it’s FTUE hating hours, every time I introduce wiz to my friends I have to stand there like “this is not the intro that captured my heart as a kid. This isn’t how it went.”
So like. If we could have it back so I don’t look like a freak for caring—
IT IS SO HARD HAVING TO BE LIKE “Okay so they ruined this bit please don’t judge it all based on this I promise it was really endearing and genuine—“
And then they usually drop off after Unicorn Way because it’s “weird” or “slow”
It’s so awkward too cause like. You get introduced to the ACTUAL cadence/tone/style of arc 1 in KROK. And I love krok! But it’s whiplash because while arc 1 is still fairly absurd (it’s wiz) it’s a lot more subdued and… blunt? Than the FTUE? Arc 1 had this very blunt, striaghtforward writing style where weird stuff happened but it wasn’t framed as a JOKE. It’s just framed as How Things Are Happening.
Meanwhile, FTUE…
Honestly since it’s FTUE hating hours, every time I introduce wiz to my friends I have to stand there like “this is not the intro that captured my heart as a kid. This isn’t how it went.”
So like. If we could have it back so I don’t look like a freak for caring—
EVERY DAY I WAKE UP REMINDED ABOUT HOW FTUE MASSACRED SUZIE GRYPHONBANE. IF SUZIE HAS NO FANS I AM DEAD

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So like in Selenopolis did Mellori just escape and everyone gave up or was she occasionally punching a guy. Like mid conversation with one of the other captured friends.
So like in Selenopolis did Mellori just escape and everyone gave up or was she occasionally punching a guy. Like mid conversation with one of the other captured friends.
I just find it interesting how they both start off with “Morganthe is gone”, and then proceed into “this was the inevitable”, even if they say it differently.
BRINGING this back because holy shit Old Cob is literally lying out his pie hole and Merle just COMPLETELY misses the whole damn point
Me playing the newbie wiz quests feeling like I'm the fucking twilight zone. I KNOW THESE QUESTS ARE CHANGED. THESE CHARACTERS DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT
Stormgate’s a weird name for a wizard.
(Thank you @vos-porwave for indulging my stupidity)

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hey so can we talk about how your obedient servant is literally the Novus leaders vs the wizard. im normal abt this association
i will also stand by the idea that rottingham “is this not my destiny” weiler is like top 5 wizard haters of all time that mf wanted the yw DEADDDDDDD
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