PervsInSpace

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

seriously tho, that’s how the internet was intended to be, just in general. you reply to things when you get to it. idk how the HELL that ended up turning into a culture of constant availability, but that’s not how it was meant to work. constant availability is unhealthy.

I’M CACKLING

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That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

@otiksimr

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

“Hear me, proud members of the Carrion Church, We are the saviors of the dead. Through us they live again, with us they travel, and thusly they are eaten again when we ourselves fall. We are, all of us, moving and living mausoleums where the walker and the flyer are remembered with our every action. Revel, for the dead rejoice within you.”