I AM NOT TOPH! I AM MELON LORD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

weirdly enough, i have actually been the recipient of that exact card. it was a birthday card from someone who knew i loved lotr but didn’t really know much about the actual movie, but i feel like she should’ve been clued into the ‘wtf’ vibe from the incredibly agonized face frodo is making on the front of the card. 

If you still have that card… I would do anything to see a photo of it. You can cover up the personalized message, but I really, really, really want to see proof that this card existed and was not the product of my overactive imagination.

Fuck!!!! It’s so much better than I remembered!

card to announce you’re moving to another continent due to The Traumas

Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?

well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl