Shimapan and Lolis

Title: Be Good to Me Rating:  M Word Count: 2385 Simple Description: A smutty fic inspired by this gorgeous art (SUPER nsfw, so be warned). Read on: AO3

LOVE YOURSELVES AND READ THIS

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever.

yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns were dressed in certain colours according to their genitals……….jeez……..how fucked up would that be……..how could I have ever come up with something so silly

WELL THEN

We learned about this in Child Development. And we learned to reward hard work and not good job. Like don’t say to a child, “oh you are so smart.” Say “Oh did worked so hard.” Be proud of the child, not the achievement.

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please