actual terrible hunter

I’ve gained about ten pounds in two days.

Aid?

Admit it.

Of what?

Whenever I watch myself speak, I wish everything I’d said had been a sentence shorter.

Cut the bullshit, Shi.

I'm not... what do you want me to say, Addison?

Wow.

You wouldn't be a bad mother.

Thanks for…helping me out.

I never said you were.

I’m getting an abortion.

.....-- Okay.

It’s not April Fools Day.

Wh- what do you mean?

Maybe just a tiny bit? Just like a little tiny bit.

Here. [reaches up and grabs it for her]

Pregnant? Tiny human?

You're... are you joking with me?

Kind of…

I-I, uh… I went to the doctor yesterday…

Are you okay? Are you sick?

Why, what's going on?

I can totally…reach that…

So... you want help?

What was that?

I’m not that short…!

I just wanted to know if you needed help reaching that...