waiting for better times

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

family portrait but instead of a husband standing by my shoulder it's a raven and instead of a child i'm holding a sword

God gave me the underrated gift of not being born into a english speaking country and the Idiot Me decided to become fluent in it and understand the things america people say and my quality of life been dwindling since

Of all the characters in The Untamed, I relate to Wei Wuxian the most, because I, too, could not remember who the fuck Su She was when he showed up in episode 44. 

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

2gether EP12 aka my villain origin story

the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

enemies to lovers, 40k

let's be real the juniors follow around wwx because what in gods name is cooler than hanging out with the terrifying evil demon lord their parents all shit themselves over. tell me what. what else are these kids going to get up to in the name of teenage rebellion like that's peak