yeehaw

like i always picture them burning geralts body at kaer morhen and giving him a eulogy n shit n i always imagine they'd just lowkey roast geralt the entire time. like.

"here lies geralt of rivia (or geralt eric roger du haute-bellegarde), the butcher of blaviken, the white wolf. who walked the path for 138 slutty, slutty years, during which he was part of many important political plots and wars and fought bravely and valiantly. geralt of rivia, who fucking died because he was fighting three (3) drowners and couldn't eat his raw onions fast enough. he was not very smart."

or "here lies geralt of rivia, who died because he jumped off of a 6-foot ledge as a shortcut and didn't know that that would fucking kill him. we don't know how he managed to die from that, either."

I've been poor my entire life and yet somehow I've managed to avoid invading other countries and murdering civilians just fine.

As long as there isn't a draft, which there hasn't been since the 70s, every single person in the military is there because they CHOSE to be, and they DECIDED that they were okay with committing war crimes in exchange for their own financial gain.