well shifty innit

becoming a wizard lawyer and immediately getting a client who describes themself as "the bruce springsteen of nonbinary liches"

what the hell happened to attorney client confidentiality

you tried to pay me with one dusty old fake emerald

yeah. so anyway how’s the forgery case going? all good? all good things i hope?

i'm gonna be real with you it is looking extremely bad for you. the wizard council is probably gonna offer an extremely unfavorable plea deal and i advise you to take it

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proper sad innit

Will not tolerate any shifty blokes

my dad fell into a cum shaft