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SEMI-FINALS:
Pearlina (Pearl Houzuki/Marina Ida) (Splatoon 2) vs. SuleMio (Suletta Mercury/Miorine Rembran) (Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury)
Pearlina
SuleMio
I love all of this.
The way there's no sound until Suletta shows signs of life, like Suletta living is what brings the sound back for Miorine, that's so good.
Miorine breaking down into tears at Suletta possibly being dead, and then crying at the realization that Suletta is alive and they'll both be alright.
And I love her smile when she calls Suletta an idiot, it's so good.
This scene just feels so good to me.
Translation of a SuleMio fancomic by 絢芽いろ.
Original posted on Pixiv / Original posted on Twitter
Hello and welcome to my AO3 update blog. Here you will find regular updates and news about my writing on AO3 under my username: TheShortestManonEarth
Note for all my fics: All of my fanfics on AO3 are restricted to registered users.
Last Update to MasterList: 1/24/26.
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Now that the serious part is out of the way, here's what you will find on this blog:
-Posts with links to recent updates
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-Memes or posts about my writing issues.
-Cat posts or dog posts (I have to do it for my cat)
-Promotion of other AO3 writers' works
-Announcements about any length of time I will not be writing for any reason (this will be posted here to this pinned post as well as in a normal post).
-Announcements about new or upcoming projects and their projected launches.
-Announcements about any delays or writer's block. My ADHD decides when I can focus on fandoms or specific fics, I just work here.
-Announcements about changes in fics in terms of story, characters or plot, etc. If there's a new ship, a bumped up rating, or something that might need a content warning in the fic's tags, I will post that update here.
Fanfiction MasterList
The Owl House
One Shots
Note: Most of my TOH fics are lumity based unless otherwise noted.
Salve (AO3), T Rating. Based on S2E14 “Reaching Out.”
You Are Gold (AO3), T Rating. Post Series AU (written pre season 3). Amity grapples with her identity and her growing feelings for Luz.
I Wanna Know What It Feels Like to Never Come Back Again (AO3), T Rating. Post Series AU. Pre season 3 alternate ending.
Wild Disaster Kitchen (AO3), T Rating. Modern AU/non magical AU. Luz runs a food mewtube channel where she experiments with food and tech.
Between the Magical and Mundane (AO3), T Rating. Post series look at Luz’s life in both the Boiling Isles and the Human Realm.
Lightning Never Strikes Twice (AO3), T Rating. Set post King’s Tide during the 2 months in the human realm pre season 3.
The Little Things (AO3), T Rating. Ice cream shop AU.
Bring Her Home (AO3), T Rating. Alternate ending to season 2 and 3.
That Time of Year Again (AO3), T Rating. Post series AU with future kids.
When Everything Feels Like the Movies, You Bleed Just to Know You’re Alive (AO3), T Rating. Set during the 2 months in the human realm pre season 3.
Where the Lost Things Go (AO3) T Rating. Luz goes on an adventure to solve the mystery of the things she finds in the lost and found bin at school.
Situation Steeped, All Brewed Up (AO3), T Rating. Teashop humor AU.
Catastrophically in Love with You (AO3), T Rating. Pre season 3 AU.
Multi-Chapter
Fragmented Pages (AO3), T Rating. IN PROGRESS/ON HIATUS.
When You Know (AO3), T Rating. COMPLETE.
All That Love's About (AO3), T Rating. College/Modern AU. Non-monogamy focused AU that celebrates the wide range of sexualities, gender identities and everything beyond.
Arcane
One Shots
Note: Most of my Arcane fics are Caitvi based unless otherwise noted.
Hear the Thunder in the Skies But Don't Let Them See the Tears in Your Eyes (AO3) T Rating: set pre season 2. Alternate take on season 1 ending.
I Wouldn't Self Destruct For Anybody Else (AO3), M Rating, Based on S2 Act I trailers/pre season 2. Pit fighter Vi.
My Aim Is True (AO3), T Rating (see fic for specific content warnings). Time travel AU based on Acts 1 and 2 of season 2. CW/TW: Contains subjects that might be triggering (please check tags prior to reading).
When No One Can Be Found, May I Lay You Down? (AO3), E Rating. Post Season 2 Act 3 fic.
I Won't Be No Runaway (Cause I Won't Run) (AO3), M Rating. Post series AU where Vi and Caitlyn run the last drop.
Ask Me What the Hell I'm Looking For Like You Don't Know (AO3), T Rating. Post series AU where Vi and Caitlyn run the last drop.
Multi-Chapter
Being a Loser With You Doesn't Suck (AO3), T Rating. Caitlyn is a librarian and Vi is a brawler who crashes into Caitlyn’s life. IN PROGRESS.
I'm Melting, Darling, and I Can't Let Go (AO3) M Rating.Firefighter AU featuring firefighter Caitlyn and Vi. Inspired by “Station 19” and somewillwin’s artwork. Vi grew up around Station 19, she played hide and seek in the halls and followed the firefighters around to learn more about being a firefighter. When the captaincy at 19 opens up because of Vi’s adoptive father, Vander’s promotion to chief, Vi knows she’s going to get it…
Enter the new Captain of Station 19, Caitlyn Kiramman, a transfer from another station, and now Vi’s rival. IN PROGRESS.
Gundam: The Witch from Mercury
One Shots
Note: Most of my G-witch fics are Sulemio based unless otherwise noted.
Now You Know Me (AO3), T Rating. Star Wars AU.
Don't Be Afraid (I'll Keep You Safe) (AO3), G Rating. Post Series.
Closer Than This (AO3), T Rating. Modern AU with firefighter Suletta and EMT Miorine.
Wherever Life Takes You (You Know I'll Follow You) (AO3), T Rating. Post series AU shot where permet spreads like a disease across space.
Till I Hear It From You (AO3), T Rating. Humor shot. Both Suletta and Aerial catch a cold.
Wishful Thinking (AO3), T Rating. Humor shot. Suletta goes skiing and does some reckless things to get closer to Miorine who works on ski patrol.
Through Fire For You (AO3), T Rating. Humor shot. Suletta challenges Guel to a fire ramen eating competition on Miorine’s behalf.
My Heart is a Ghost Town (AO3), T Rating. Halloween one shot.
Love With Your (Dare I Say Forever) (AO3), T Rating, 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompts: Doomed, Forever, Kiss.
Every New Beginning Comes From Some Other Beginning's End (AO3), T Rating, 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompts: Prologue and Desperation. Part 1 of time loop series.
In Hindsight (Like An Idiot Summer) (AO3), T Rating, 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompts: Summer, popcorn, and stupid. Humor Shot. Miorine and Suletta work in a zoo.
Forgiveness, Can You Imagine? (AO3), T Rating, 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompt: Forgiveness. Part 2 of time loop series.
The Most Beautiful Thing I'll Never Have (AO3), T Rating, 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompts: Date and Supplication. Part 3 of time loop series.
One Way Up (AO3), T Rating, 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompts: Pining and Overstimulation. Humor shot. Suletta attempts to impress Miorine on a trip to a waterpark.
It's Only Dancing (AO3), T Rating. 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Miorine and Suletta explore their love through dancing. Prompts: Jealousy, boat, and yearning.
Missed Connections (AO3), M Rating. 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompt: Sky. Alternate ending to “It’s Only Dancing.” Miorine and Suletta reunite after six years apart in an airport.
Smile Like You Mean It (AO3), T Rating. 6 +1. The six times Suletta forced a smile or smiled less than genuinely and the one time Miorine made sure Suletta smiled for real.
Always With You (AO3), T Rating. Post Show. In the aftermath of Quiet Zero, the permet infection damages Suletta’s memory, causing amnesia. Miorine struggles to cope with the memory loss and with the possibility that her groom may never regain her memories of the last few months together.
Here It Goes Again (AO3), T Rating. Humor shot. Miorine issues a new challenge to her groom: kiss Miorine as much as possible everywhere on campus. And Suletta is nothing if not a good groom.
One Last Time (AO3), M Rating. The Last of Us AU. Miorine and Suletta have spent the last fifteen years or so since the outbreak going through the motions. Surviving more than living. Suletta wants to believe there’s more to life than that. If only she could convince Miorine of the same thing.
Long Long Time (AO3), M Rating. The Last of Us AU. Alternate ending to “One Last Time.”
I Give All of Me (Just to Save You) (AO3), T Rating. 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompt: Kaiju. Spiderman AU. Modern AU. Suletta is the local hero known as Spider Girl. Besides Eri, no one else knows Suletta’s secret. Or so she thought.
When You Lie Down with Wolves You Learn to Howl (AO3). E Rating. 100 Themes of Sulemio Challenge. Prompts: Shapeshifter and Debauchery. Set in the same universe as “Perfectly Strange.” Halloween one shot. Humor. Braving a haunted house should have been a simple thing. Except that nothing is simple when you're a recently mated werewolf.
Suletta finds out the hard way that she isn't nearly as fearless as she thought. Good thing that Miorine is very into her girlfriend's protectively jealous instincts.
Multi-Chapter
When You're Gone (But I'm Still Here) (AO3) T Rating. Dead Boy Detectives AU. IN PROGRESS.
Aiming For the Sky (AO3), T Rating. Cowboy/gunslinger AU based on the film “The Quick and the Dead.” IN PROGRESS.
This Is The Way (Back to You) (AO3), T Rating, Star Wars AU based on “The Mandalorian.” COMPLETE.
Chasing Sunsets (AO3), M Rating. AU where Asticassia is a modern flight school for fighter pilots. COMPLETE.
Perfectly Strange (AO3), M Rating. College AU. Suletta is a werewolf trying to navigate both the human and supernatural conflicts in her life. Miorine is trying to escape her father and is drawn to Suletta. IN PROGRESS.
Return to Me (AO3), T Rating. Modern AU. Firefighter Suletta AU. A tragedy connects the two women and their lives are forever changed, for better or for worse. COMPLETE.
Took Me Around the World to See (You Were Where I Need to Be) (AO3), M Rating, Modern AU. Miorine and Suletta take a final road trip before they go their separate ways post college graduation. The universe has other ideas when it throws a robot apocalypse and other wild adventures their way. Gwitch meets The Mitchells vs. The Machines AU. IN PROGRESS.
Queen and Lionheart (AO3), E Rating. Modern AU. Miorine Rembran is the recently elected president of Asticassia. While she has won over many people since taking office, she still has to face the fact that the world is still divided by those who were born on Earth and those who were born in space. IN PROGRESS.
Then there's her "secret" affair with her head of security, Suletta Mercury, that everyone seems to know about. Just a day in the life as president. IN PROGRESS.
If I Go I'm Goin on Fire (AO3) M Rating. Modern AU. Firefighter AU based on “Station 19”. Suletta and Miorine have been friends since their academy days, but neither has managed to admit it that they’ve been falling for each other since the day they met.
When some events start to reveal things about the past and their families, Suletta and Miorine are in turn pushed into their own heartfelt revelations. IN PROGRESS.
Rizzoli and Isles
One Shots
In Case You Don't Live Forever (AO3), T Rating. Alternate ending to the season 1 finale. Surrounded at all times by death Maura simultaneously realized and ignored the fact that at any point her job could turn from distantly sympathetic to personal. Then Jane asked the impossible question: What would you tell someone who died if they could still hear you beyond the grave?
The dead were gone once they stopped their vital functions. Maura believed that with absolute certainty. Even if it might be better if she believed in something else.
Steven Universe
Note: Most of my SU fics are Connverse based unless otherwise noted.
One Shots
Sway (AO3), T Rating. Dance themed prompt.
Taking a Chance (AO3), T Rating. Steven and Connie go karaoke singing.
A Familiar Forecast (AO3), T Rating. When Steven’s car gets stuck during a blizzard, he and Connie bond over some familiar memories of their first blizzard together.
Everything She Does Is Magic (AO3), T Rating. Post SUF reflection from Steven’s POV.
Growing Together (AO3), T Rating. Set before “Growing Pains” in SUF.
In Your Eyes (AO3), T Rating. Future fic set post SUF.
Multi-Chapter
Someday (AO3), T Rating. AU set post “Growing Pains” in SUF. ON HIATUS.

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A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love
The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."
She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."
They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.
Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."
The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."
This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.
I'M DOING IT AGAIN AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!
Authors and titles!!! Go read em! They're all super fun and enjoyable to read. Tho some aren't/probably won't be finished, I appreciate them as they are.
Suletta from Mercury’s First 24 Hours on Planet Earth
Tattoos & Tomatoes
define dancing
number one fan
love comes quietly
What You Will
Burning Permet
Linking em too so you can go straight there.
Trapped in the talkative cycle

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry
Me sending vibes to my tumblr friends instead of talking to them:
You don't have to force yourself to bounce back so quickly. I read something recently that said "when you come in from a rainstorm, you don't expect yourself to be dry and warm right away", and it really resonated with me. It's okay to take time to dry off and warm up. Take the time you need to process what happened to you.
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Happy (unofficial) Birthday to our girlboss girlfailure ultimate wifeguy passenger princess CEO short queen Miorine Rembran🍅
Happy Two Year Anniversary to these dorks🍅✨🍅✨🍅✨

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