Memes, Glorious Memes

Quotes and lyrics from the English version of the film Un Monstre a Paris. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit!

"The past is past. The future is ours."

"What on Earth is a dragon doing in Paris?!"

"You'll have plenty of time to woo (name) when you're back."

"When (name) is on the prowl, the kitty cats all meow."

"I hate birds!"

"But the monkey said we weren't supposed to."

"Well that, (name), is an Extremus Gigantus Circus... Asparagus."

"You mean besides a singing monkey, a 50-foot sunflower and vials of potions that almost killed us?"

"I hear the moon singing a tune."

"Is she divine? Is it the wine?"

"What could rhyme with 'great destiny?' Yes, I know! Me!"

"What a repartee!"

"Women like me, men want to be me. Uh, men wanna be... with the women... who like me. And the women, uh... want to be... the men that wanna be with... me."

"Oh, pardon me, Your Royal Pain in the Buttness."

"He's got your eyes and my hairy legs."

"I'm too original for a place like this. Too avant-garde!"

"I hide my light inside the cloak of night."

"The pearl of my heart locked within a shell, too afraid to let it go, to let it show."

"I hide my pain inside a melody."

"Enjoy the show, if you even know what you're watching."

"He may be a giant flea, but he wouldn't hurt a tiny fly."

"I guess he does look pretty laid-back for a monster."

"Ah, a monkey. This is not Noah's Ark, you know."

"My heart would sing because you give me wings."

"I was born in the arms of your sacred heart."

"Don't shoot! You'll hit my angel!"

"I've been fooled."

"(Name), if we die, I'll kill you."

"He dies... and I win!"

"I'm very upset. And for the first time, I'm going to do something about it!"

"I may be a dwarf, but I have a big gun!"

"We each have our destiny. Yours lies in the shadows, and mine is out in the spotlight."

"I am a monster, but my heart is passionate and profound."

"Even if I change, deep inside I'll stay the same."

"Just a little kiss will do."

Quotes and lyrics from the Papermill Playhouse recording of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit!

"A baby? Yours? Oh! A monster!"

"Take him. If you can find it in your heart."

"I will keep and care for him, and teach him at my knee to think like me."

"What makes a monster and what makes a man?"

"The world is cruel, the world is wicked."

"How can I protect you, boy, unless you always stay in here?"

"Remember, (name). This is your sanctuary."

"What I'd give, what I'd dare, just to live one day out there!"

"Just one day, and then I swear I'll be content."

"Every man's a king and every king's a clown."

"Everything is topsy turvy at the Feast of Fools!"

"Give me your girls of pleasure, your grapes of Merlot."

"Is this the third week or the fourth week of the siege?"

"Whoever pays the most I call 'My Liege.'"

"Darling, to be blunt, you are with the best."

"Come see me dance to the rhythm of the tambourine!"

"Hey, what can it hurt?"

"This girl... Who is she?"

"She dances like the devil himself."

"She dances like an angel."

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, the piece de résistance!"

"Why not take advantage of what you've got?"

"Forgive, Master... Won't ever leave again..."

"Now, boy, you see you don't belong with normal men."

"I don't know if you can hear me, or if you're even there."

"God help the outcasts, or nobody will."

"I thought we all were the children of God."

"Thanks for giving this moment to me."

"Could she belong here?"

"Be brave and say something."

"Pleasure is fleeting, so lips will be meeting."

"Come keep me warm until morning."

"I cannot bear to watch and yet I cannot look away."

"They had a kind of glow around them."

"No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for Heaven's Light."

"I dare to dream that she might even care for me."

"You know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd"

"This burning desire is turning me to sin."

"Destroy (name), and let her taste the fires of Hell, or else let her be mine and mine alone!"

"Be mine or you will burn!"

"Have no fear, my boy. We will find her and capture her!"

"The wicked shall not go unpunished."

"The heart of the wicked is of little worth."

"You have to save her!"

"But that's what makes you a hero - doing what you're afraid of!"

"I'll save (name); Her angel will be me!"

"My apologies, gentlemen, for your imminent demise."

"Though our lives are tattered and torn, all I'm feeling now is reborn."

"I must be in a place of miracles."

"This time, it's time I've learned no love will be returned."

"And now I know, there'll be no miracles for me."

"Could there be a country kinder to our race?"

"Where's my place of miracles?"

"I used to believe, in the days I was naive, that I'd live to see a day of justice dawn."

"Someday, life will be fairer."

"You're the only one who can save her now!"

"You know what happens when I try to help. I only make things worse!"

"With every new excuse you try out, you only make me want to cry out, "Would that I were made of stone like you!""

"If I were senseless, I'd prefer it."

"I've wasted my faith believing in saints of plaster, but the only one worth believing in was my master."

"We just thought that you were made of something stronger."

"The prisoner has been found guilty of entering the city of Paris illegally, guilty of stabbing a soldier of the church, and guilty of the crime of witchcraft."

"I will give you this opportunity to recant and save yourself."

"Someday your patience will finally break; why not make someday come right now?"

"Sanctuary? No sanctuary without her!"

"It was her choice, (name). I could have helped her. Even loved her."

"Love? What do you know of love? Who have you ever loved?"

"No - you are the weak one. You’re the wicked one!"

Lyrics taken from RuPaul's Born Naked album. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit!

"Kiss me like you miss me, hump me like you hate me."

"People talking since the beginning of time; unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind."

"Now, sissy that walk."

"They're falling like they're dominos."

"This playground is my battle zone."

"Take my hand, I got a place for you."

"You're running through my veins, make me come alive."

"Give me one shot, one shot of adrenaline."

"Don't turn your back, it's not too late."

"If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?"

"Do you realize your love is alive?"

"We can't hide behind this feeling."

"Can't deny what the future holds."

"I found myself in situations where I was chasing someone who was chasing someone else, and that someone else actually had their eyes on a completely different person."

"What a melody, a simple tune, and the lyrics read like me and you."

"Raise your glass, let's make a toast!"

"So, let the music play!"

"Who you waitin' for, another savior?"

"We're all born naked and the rest is drag."

"I'll say it again; It's never been the clothes that make the man."

Lyrics taken from Alice Cooper's Brutal Planet album. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit!

"We're sentenced here until the end of days."

"We're only human, we were born to die."

"Gonna write down my law in blood upon the street."

"Just wanna make 'em die and make the job complete."

"It's not the games that I play, the movies I see, the music I dig; I'm just a wicked young man."

"I got a pocket full of bullets and a blueprint of the school."

"He goes home, thinks about suicide... but hes got his diploma, you've got to give him that."

"I guess I'll find the perfect wife, and I'll have 2.3 perfect kids. And if I work real hard, and if I die real fast, they'll all turn out just like me."

"Blow me a kiss, then blow me away."

"We're not happy 'til we're choking."

"They're an inhuman race."

"Everybody's mind is badly infected."

"Everything is dark so why not accept it?"

"Please don't ask me my name. Does it matter? I'm just here for you."

"I'm on your side, sincerely."

"Don't you wish you had it all? Don't you deserve to have it all?"

"I'll make you my own precious jewel."

"Yeah, it's the little things that drive me wild."

"Somewhere in your fairy tale, everything went wrong."

"I know you must have felt the pain, but you took it like a woman."

"You thought you had your Mr. Right, but he was really Mr. Hyde."

"This whole place is sterilized."

Lyrics taken from the Original Broadway Cast Recording of Bring It On: The Musical. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit!

"In that moment, I finally knew what I was born to do."

"I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request: denied."

"It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed."

"Oh yay, cheerleader try-outs are tonight, pick me."

"Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul."

"There is no second place, you're either flying or falling!"

"I've come of age to be a raging, castrating, biotch!"

"I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay."

"Turn up the music so loud that it swallows us whole."

"High in the air, there is a moment just before you start to fall; live in that one moment."

"Can somebody, anyone show me around?"

"Crap, it's time for class."

"I bet I've got until lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz!"

"I've got lots of experience with not fitting in, do you need some pointers?"

"Step one to become invisible, books up, de-accentuate the physical. Head down, use only your peripherals. Stick with me, we'll be indivisible!"

"Jinkies, no one has ever said that to me before! With the exception of a hobo once, and my youth pastor."

"You prob'ly go shoppin' with your daddy's credit card in your hand."

"You can call us arrogant, but we work for what we have."

"The little lady in the middle? Yeah, thats mine."

"More than beautiful, she's got character!"

"I thought I knew her, but man I was wrong."

"That girl is no three-minute bubble gum song."

"Is this all coincidence, just unrelated incidents that happened to occur, miraculously making way for her?"

"Too much has been going down, to chalk it up to coincidence!"

"Your alibi's pathetic, I’m here to call your bluff."

"I'll take first place and throw it in your face!"

"Think you can beat me? Go ahead, c'mon!"

"I'm reading this from Wikipedia."

"Look! They're blowing up on twitter!"

"They're only glue and glitter."

"Theres a saying that I learned, passed down through centuries, which translated from the French means 'sister please!'"

"You're rough, yeah, but you're a gem."

"Love who you are, and the world will adore you -- and the couple that don't, at least they can ignore you."

"Language, honey child, please."

"Right now everything seems so important, but time rushes by at a clip. And when you look back, these high school years will be nothing more than a blip. So you might as well enjoy the trip."

"If you do what you love with your time, then you win!"

"She always worked hard, she was trusting and fair, and Lord that's the crux of her problem right there."

"Are you the little ant or do you set the ants on fire?"

"I'm raisin' hell, and I'm a felon in a four-foot frame."

"The truth is that you're such a dork, you kind of make it cool."

"We're not done."

"No applause is necessary."

"Ring, ring! Hello? Oh, hold on. It's for you, it's second place!"

"I'm dazzling, magnificent! I am the one percent!"

"How do we know who we are unless we cross the line?"

"I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch, now I think you're just white."

Lyrics taken from Alice Cooper's Along Came a Spider album. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit!

"It was all so perfect except for one thing..."

"I showed them a quick but painful end."

"I see, I feel, I watch over you."

"They hated every part of me, expect me to forget it."

"They tried so hard to bury me but I survived it every time."

"To forgive is divine, but vengeance is mine."

"You don't know what's going on inside of me."

"You don't wanna know what's running through my mind."

"Give me a redhead, give me a brunette, send a blonde to me. When I unwind I'm colour blind, they're all the same to me."

"There's no rhyme or reason for my odd insanity."

"My blessing and my curse, there'll be no rest until my work is done."

"I wrestled with the devil and I'd do it again."

"It's your world, but it's my street."

"You got some sin on your skin."

"Come on baby, come on over baby."

"When did I smell your scent?"

"You should be wrapped in silk."

"I know that I've been struck by lightning from above, 'cause I've been killed by love."

"I got a bed in my basement fit for two."

"I got some chloroform and handcuffs just for you."

"You look like you'd fit in the trunk of my car."

"All the voices in my head always seem insane."

"Keep it down, don't talk! I have to think."

"Should I let you be the one that got away?"

"I ... gotta go. Dumb psycho."

"I did what voices told me to."

"I'm your angel, let's pretend."

"I'm the reaper in the end."

"My darkness will guide her."

"You're the cure to my affliction."

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Translation credit to colorcodedlyrics & popgasa

"I hope we can get to know each other, little by little."

"Can you please not smile like that?"

"I'll forget everything about you, so that I won't ever cry again."

"I'll wait and see how great a girl you met."

"How pretty is she, that you left me?"

"Why do you expect me to cry?"

"Sometimes I get tired of having the same fight every day."

"You know that you need me too, so just smile."

"Every day, I think 'why are we doing this?'"

"I can’t even say sorry because of my good-for-nothing pride ."

"Today won't come again, baby."

"Please don't stop the music."

"It's a dark night, so let's light up this night brightly."

"You say you miss me whenever it becomes late at night."

"I like sneakers better than high heels."

"Don't be boring, but be different."

"You're beautiful now, but show me more of yourself."

"Where do you live? Do you live alone?"

"How many times did you ask me today?"

"I can't understand a single thing you're saying."

"Why are you stuttering?"

"You pretend to be innocent, stuttering your words."

"Why do you have so many questions? What are you, a child?"

"You keep pushing me away, as if I'm not even there."

"Yeah, we've come too far to argue what's normal or abnormal."

"I'm still in your heart, even though I hate you."

"Without any emotion you come to me, saying that you love me out of habit."

"The way you talk got colder, your words are stale."

"Why can't you just be honest with me?"

"Baby, I had a bad day today."

"I wanna fall asleep next to you today."

"All day, what I do for twenty-four hours, is pray that you'll never leave me."

"I almost fell for it when you put on your sad face."

"Don't knock on this door, because it won't open anymore."

"Are we closer? Are we farther apart? What are we?"

"Do I really need any other reason?"

"Yes, I know, but I want you."

"Yes, I know, but I love you."

"You put me up and then bring me down."

“You asked me how long I’d stay by your side.”

“We could’ve walked away, we had a warning.”

“She’s/He’s got silver bullets on her/his tongue.”

“I think I’m cursed, I had him/her first.”

“Put the gun down.”

“You’ll be my Hughes, I’ll be your Harlow.”

“I don’t wanna see nothing if I ain’t seeing you.”

“My world was grey with all the others, until you came, you showed me colours.”

“The world could end today, the sun could just fall.”

“When nobody believes me, I know you will.”

“With you, I know I’m home.”

“I’m crazy, I get mean, but baby, you adore me.”

“See, you don’t scare me, you’re just crying wolf.”

“I can’t read your mind, won’t you help me draw the line?”

“Just say goodbye and I’ll go.”

“Say goodbye to us saying ‘I do’s.’”

“This is the last love song I’ll ever write for you.”

“You should never, never worry 'bout nothing, baby, 'cause I’ll never love someone new the way I love you.”

“Whoa, the world ain’t ending, but it might as well be.”

“Move, hurry, move it like you stole it.”

“You robbed me blind and you left no proof.”

“You should be sentenced for a thousand years, you should pay me back for a thousand tears.”

“If I had her heels on, I would never do you wrong.”

“She/He treats you like a patient with the lies she’s/he’s got you on.”

“Oh, my tongue is a silver key, swimmin’ deep in a sinner’s sea.”

“We set these nights on fire, so hot, we burned it down.”

"It's only a matter of time before the night turns into day."

"All my life I've been waiting for you to bring a fairy tale my way."

"Why do you play me like a game?"

"My love is on the line."

"I'm sick and tired of always being sick and tired."

"If I could paint a picture of this melody, it would be a violin without its strings."

"Love, can you find me in the darkness?"

"Who wants a love without anger and rage?"

"I think I'm falling, but I won't be fallen!"

"The pages I've turned are the lessons I've learned."

"He says he loves you, but he lies."

"I used to tell myself that you would wait."

"I borrowed time for two and I twisted fate."

"Sometimes the ones you love are risks you don't make."

"Life doesn't promise a bed of roses, or white knights."

"You can say what you want about me, try to do what you want to me, but you cannot stop me."

"I paid my dues."

"If love is a season, you are my winter."

"Any time you feel like you just can't go on, just hold on to my love and you'll never be alone."

"My love, did you think I'd break down and cry?"

"The sun is still shining, but everything feels like rain."

"I know every end has beginnings, but this one so wrong."

"Everything you claimed to be was a lie, lie."

"Hey, don't you wanna fall in love?"

"Why don't you push your precious pride aside?"

"How come your eyes feel like your hands on me?"

"Well, pardon me for livin', expressin' my opinion."

"I have decided that I need a little more time to decide."

"So now I'm absolutely, positively certain that I'm not sure that I love you."

"You can say that you won, but I'll never believe it 'cause I can't be defeated.'"

"Lost my heart for a second, but it never stopped beating."

"I only feel safe when your arms are wrapped around me."

"It won't be long, 'cause we'll all be singing the same song."

"I'm so crazy in love, might as well just lock me in and shut the door."

"So, what makes you think that I might need rescuing?"

"It's a fool who thinks that love makes sense at all."

"Sometimes I think I'm falling like a burning satellite."

"Silence is a deadly potion when you have no words."

"My heart beats only for you."

"I'll never love again."

"There ain't a thing I wouldn't sacrifice, 'cause I won't let you go without a fight."

"Life's like music; I won't turn it down."

"You know I'm not that kind."

"I ain't got no more tears to cry."

"Baggy blue jeans and a box of magazines is all I have of you."

"There is no rose without a thorn."

"Tell me, who's gonna stop the rain?"

"I ask of you, would you love me if nothing else went right?"

"Black roses and a bottle of wine, those were the only things that I left behind."

"Why you make me feel like my feelings ain't so real?"

"Just give me half a chance to make your heart believe."

"There's nothing in this world that can tear this love apart."

"We had hope and now it's broken."

"And now, somehow, all that's left are pieces of a dream."

"You're like spring turned into winter."

"Loving you is just like staring at the sun."

"Show me some hope, show me some light, 'cause I got nothing left in me tonight."

"Now I know what love is worth in a broken world."

"I'd rather be blind if I have to watch us fade."

"You and I were never really 'You and I.'"

"Not a martyr, not a saviour, I'm human too."

"I've been to darker places that I never thought I'd go."

"Even with broken wings, even with shattered dreams, I'm still gonna try, I'm still gonna fly."

"I found a strength I never knew I had in me with these broken wings."

I know there had been a meme like this floating around 300 years ago, but despite my efforts, I couldn't find it. So I decided to make a new version of it.

My house

My pet

My door

My bed

My purse / bag / backpack

The contents of my purse / bag / backpack

My desk

My bookshelf

My closet / wardrobe

A collection of mine

Something from my childhood

Something that is my favourite colour

My fridge

My favourite place

Something I bought on a trip

My phone

My computer / laptop

Something that was given to me

Myself

"Ah, the intoxicating spell of the graveyard."

"And on this special night, beneath our family tree, we summon our beloved ancestors!"

"I don't have a sunny disposition."

"I'm being pulled in a new direction, but I think I like it."

"Mother always said 'be kind to strangers.'"

"Disney World- I'll go there twice!"

"Where did we go wrong?"

"Are we cliché?"

"No dinner tonight!"

"Please, can't we be an average family?"

"You must admit, we're not what people call 'laid back.'"

"On all the [surname] ancestors who've ever walked aright!"

"Expressing is the poet's art, just simply say what's in your heart!"

"[name], your mother's rhyming again."

"Normal is hard to attain."

"Keep undetectable our passion for the dark."

"The moment she/he is focused on you, makes you feel alive."

"When all the while, behind that smile, she's/he's wondering how you'll die."

"She's/he's every dream and every nightmare permanently bound."

"If I love you and you love me then lose this fresh façade!"

"What if she/he never tortures me any more?"

"That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love."

"Let your darkest secrets give you away."

"You're probably thinking, what could a fat bald person of no specific sexuality know about love?"

"A woman waits for marriage, a woman waits for children."

"And so we wait to laugh, we wait to cry, we wait for every hopeful breath."

"Waiting for a lousy, rotting, vicious, rancid, flushed out, fetid, frenzied, fatal death!"

"Ooh, that's too dark, even for us!"

"You marry her/him, I'm cutting you off!"

"Death is just around the corner."

"Get it? Coroner. Death is just around the... coroner."

"Marriage often disappoints you. Not each husband is a gem."

"It's a dream that's coming true, when the moon says 'I love you.'"

"Right and wrong, who's to say which we should refuse?"

"Love still conquers all."

"I'm sad and happy, why should I choose?"

"Life is full of contradictions, every inch a mile."

"In every Heaven, you'll find some Hell."

"So let's be happy, forever happy, completely happy... and a tiny bit sad."

"Life, less than perfect, finally begun."

"I wanna treasure you in death as well as life."

"But can I live as your tormentor and your wife?"

"I'm crazier than you!"

"Pluck the arrow from its quiver. Hold it in your hand, be brave."

"Can't you shoot that thing already?"

"I wanna demonstrate that fear is my ideal, 'cause in the moment that you're frightened life is real!"

"I'm crazier than you, so say you love me too."

"Can't we talk about anything else but love?"

"You must love chocolate, everybody loves chocolate, say you do, say it!"

"Love is a fiction, like an affliction."

"Love is an ancient curse."

"Love is a dismal thing!"

"Let's not talk about anything else but love!"

"Of all the scams I've ever heard, love's the one that's most absurd."

"Who'd have guessed that I'd discover God, cuddling with a two-ton cephalopod?"

"Let's live before we die, let's laugh before we cry."

"You think you're pretty charming, don't you?"

"Has anyone ever told you, you move like a corpse?"

"Move toward the darkness, welcome the unknown."

"Move toward the darkness and smile."

"When you face your nightmares, then you'll know what's real."

"You're sure to do impossible things if you follow your heart."

"I love great romances!"

"Who would believe the wonder of the world I see?"

"Now, here's a story about the noble dog who saved the king from the wicked wizard."

"Mother, have you ever seen a fairy?"

"Don't ever wish to be anything but what you are."

"Soon, it won't be just pretend."

"Love, can you hear me?"

"I wonder if there really are such things as fairies."

"He/she is the crown prince/princess, for heaven's sake!"

"I wish I had wings."

"Let me be your wings."

"She's/He’s gonna marry the prince, huh, mama?"

"And then, we'll live happily ever after."

"She/He was stolen away? Out the window?"

"I bring you here to become famous singer, like me!"

"Slower? We don't do ballads."

"Now, I make her/him sing!"

"Doesn't anybody care what I think?"

"I can't swim! I can't even float!"

"Trust your ticker, get there quicker!"

"[name]'s my name, and razzmatazz is my game!"

"I'm not your toots!"

"Don't talk! Sing! Sing to me!"

"Yer beautiful, baby!"

"I can't wing it! I don't have any wings!"

"The word, my dear, is ugly."

"I'm ugly?"

"Why don't you ask a fairy?"

"Winter is almost here!"

"She's/He’s not my type. She's/He’s an ugly type."

"Listen pal! This harassment has gone far enough, and I know my rights!"

"Wake up, you fat lummox!"

"Let's get out of this stinkin' weather before we're statistics!"

"Forgive me, sometimes I just blurt things out without thinking!"

"I don't feel much like singing."

"Don't touch anything. These are my things."

"I hate it. End of story."

"Winter has killed everything."

"Well, I'm certainly glad I'm not a bird."

"She/He could keep me company and tell me stories, don't you think?"

"Dead? Dead, schmed! What difference does it make?"

"How could I possible marry [name]? I don't love him/her."

"Oh, [name], stop torturing me."

"The sun... the sun is shining again!"

"I nearly made the biggest mistake of my life!"

"You. It's you! [name], you're alive!"