She Wears Pink

Men are simple creatures.

Sometimes, we as women like to overcomplicate things. But sometimes things are really, super simple. For example, men. They aren't as complicated as we paint them out to be. In fact, they never even pick up the paintbrush. They are counting on you to think that they are this "abstract art" created by Picasso himself, when in reality, they are really scribbles created by a four-year-old. You see, men, like other male mammals, think with one thing, and one thing only...their penis. I'm honestly not giving enough credit to the monkeys and the lions out there! At least they have a system. A hierarchy. And sure, yeah, you may say we humans do too, but again, as humans do, we overcomplicate things, but that's for another column.

Anyway, as I was saying, men are simple creatures. They think with their dick; besides that, there's not much else going on up there. Please don't be discouraged. It's time we women start thinking the same. Not with our vaginas, but with our actual brains, which men seem to be lacking these days.

Women, start watching their actions instead of their meaningless words. Those are worth nothing, but actions are like some diamonds. Priceless. See if there is anything I've learned, it's that men are counting on us to believe everything that comes out of their mouths. Instead, watch what they do. It's that simple.

With love,