Reading is dreaming with open eyes.

the hero we didn’t ask for, but truly deserve.

Not gonna lie I’d take my titty out in space cause imagine how perky it’d look without gravity

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

*holds own titty for comfort*

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

i hate when lying is the most fun comes on and im in the least sexy mood and i gotta be like not tonight brendon i have a headache 

*Dance Dance intro starts playing* Wow this is such an old song. I don’t even know the words still lik- SHE SAID SHES NO GOOD WITH WORDS BUT IM WORSE

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.