Shpilkes

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

No no no.  This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off.  You have to pick a one syllable word.  Like bears.

I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT

doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND

Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious

Uh…. who’s gonna tell them

imagine being so obviously detached from the lgbt community you don’t know what a bear is

‘I hate 1980s pop/electronic sounding/synthpop music’ why are you afraid of love

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

eternally relevant, like, even when it’s not cold

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

@1sana