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I’m color-blind, but I can pick out that [Yves Klein] blue anywhere. I wrote 30,000 words on this color, and I never grew tired of it. The pigment is staggering. It’s amazing that a color can be so emotional. One can only hope to achieve that intensity in acting.

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

all hail eddie redmayne, patron saint of academic bullshittery

sophibeans

You have been visited by the Eddie Redmayne of bullshit, reblog to have plenty of bullshit to spew on your final exams

communist-murder-hands

This is the level of academic fuckery I strive to achieve

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Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

myfairylily

friend: so what did you do last week?

me: stress

thebossbaby-official

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus:

thewendybird

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce

redead-red

no it means never give up

hyperrasperry

#listen germans fucking weird i fuuly believe its lettuce

Actually it’s a plant that you can eat as a salad. In the original tale, the mom of Rapunzel, pregnant, has the irrespressible desire to eat rapunzels, so her husband go in a witch garden to get some. The witch sees him and tell him that she would not kill him if she gets the baby. And she names the baby Rapunzel as a reminder.

So yeah it’s just a fuckin lettuce.

feuer-bluete

Fun fact:

In austrian german we call the Rapunzel salad, “Vogerlsalat” which translate to “little bird salad”.

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uncannycookie

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

his-quietus-make

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.”

Trolled by a fucking goat.

weezley

i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”

Lucius: This is ridiculous, Dumbledore! I will not stand for this!

Dumbledore: There's nothing I can do about it now, Mr. Malfoy.

Lucius: Well, figure something out!

Dumbledore: Lucius, I can't just ask Mrs. Weasley not to make snickerdoodles for the bake sale just because you wanted to.

Lucius:

Lucius: ...this is bullshit.

Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes

Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack... one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means "a student's worst nightmare", and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.

mojav

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

lunaimer

What the hell do YOU do?

mojav

i die? lmao what kinda question….

crewwt

You’re an interesting man, Mr Scamander.

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President Barack Obama’s farewell address [1/10/17]

sherlockedswift

holy shit what will we do without him

arianagrandesource

sherlockedswift

I'm not crying you are

aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated

To all the packs of 8th grade boys

Chill

sherlockedswift

winter break just ended and ONCE AGAIN this is relevant #stop8thgradeboys2k17

earthdad

who thinks they can fight me and win

frawgs

Everyone

earthdad

They’d be right I’m sensitive

edwaddd-deactivated20141015

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

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sirredmayne

I’m very happy where I am at the moment, which is literally home with my wife and my child. [Edward John David Redmayne, January 6, 1982]

micdotcom

Watch: President Obama is officially out of f*cks to give

Gloves are off

LMAOOOOO

I have never see a president so utterly fucking done, and I am so here for this.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 GOD BLESS THIS MAN <3

mkbuster

best 8 years ever <3

onlyblackgirl

He said in his interview that he’s going to use not being president to his advantage and he can really do and say whatever he wants with out worrying about image and shit. I’m here for obreezy leaving office and fuckin shit up.

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