I don't know what I'm doing with my life

and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would've started screaming in the theater

Sorry… Having a Super Mario Depressive Episode

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing