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i’m a mess

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does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings
Princesses: Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
Knights: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Dragons: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn
Reminder to self:
Your writing seems boring and predictable because
You wrote it
You’ve read it like eight million times.
A person who has never read it before does not have this problem.
I’M FEELING LIKE ALL OF MY LIFE’S STRUGGLES HAVE BEEN SOLVED
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
my favorite Geoff quirk is:
“this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my entire life”
“this is the best thing I’ve seen in my entire life”
every video

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She looks so angry, this is terrific
ur fave is problematic: Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia
tells her grandma to shut up
sasses her grandma
steps on chris pine’s feet
hides in a closet with a man who is not her betrothed
comes out of a fountain dripping wet with the same man who is not her betrothed
loses it when she’s supposed to find it
make all the boy moose go
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???
So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

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im so glad they’re releasing a new brokeback mountain <3
my best friend and i used to get stoned together all the time and out of nowhere she became this big straight edger and posted a status about how disgusting people that smoke weed were and i commented “remember that one time you got so high you pulled a branch off a tree and ate it” and she deleted my comment and blocked me
AH weirdest crushes.
Geoff: Jack? Since Ryan is being a bitch, who is your weirdest crush?
Ryan: I can't think of any.
Jack: I said Lola Bunny, alright? You got through me.
Geoff: Gavin?
Gavin: I'm gonna say, it's a slightly odder one, David Bowie in Labyrinth. (laughs) He's kinda dreamy, isn't he?
Geoff: The dude is 100% package in that movie.
Michael: I don't think that that's weird. That's a big one.
Gavin: For a dude though? That's kinda weird. For a not-gay dude.
Michael: Not really. I think Chris Pine is very attractive. I think he's a sexy looking dude.
Jack: Chris Pratt...
Me: (reading my own WIP fic) man this is great. someone should finish this
→Team Lads

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Damn badgersinbowties what’s in those drinks?
MAGIC and tequila.
congrats to ray and tina