Blackout

Britney Spears. I don't even have to think about it. Sarah Michelle Gellar's a close second.

I think to have a relationship with someone outside of the internet...

I can't choose from Britney's songs...

Yes. The main reason is because of how he appeared at New Year's that one time. Of course, my turd brother ruined it by asking why he never got a period. And people wonder why I hate him...

I guess I could start doing thins photo meme again. Or not. Maybe I'll finish one day.

All of them, of course. A turd like you actually likes Buffy?

Not that any of you turds care. But whatever. At least I can devote winter break to Buffy binges.

Why would I waste my money when Stan's right there?

What about me, Dad? God.

I don't have any. Skylar once offered to give me one in his basement, but I did not want to get hepatitis. I don't know if I'd get one. It would have to be something meaningful. And professionally done.

Now you're making me blush... I wouldn't believe you if you were a turd, but here we are.

...Like this? Whatever. No further comments, turds.