“ He put my stuff in jello again! ”
“ Who has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? ”
“ You need to do something about your coffee breath. ”
“ BOOM! Detective (name), I’m with the FBI! ”
“ If I don’t get cake I’m going to die. ”
“ I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. ”
“ There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things, isn’t that kind of the point? ”
“ Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay?! ”
“ Your ass is on the line, mister! ”
“ I’m one of the few people who look hot when eating a cupcake. ”
“ Oh, you’re still here... I have your baguette. ”
“ Bears eat beats. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.”
“ I should of burned this place down when I had the chance. ”
“ Are you free for dinner tonight? ”
“ I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels so good. ”
“ It’s open to interpretation rather you think I hit her with my car or not. ”
“ Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. ”
“ WHERE ARE THE TURTTLLEESSS? ”
“ I have alot of questions. Number one, how dare you? ”
“ It’s about to get all stupid up in here! ”
“ I think I cut my penis on the lid. ”
“ Two queens on casino night.. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.”
“ I don’t care what they say about me, I just want to eat. ”
“ I stopped caring a long time ago. ”
“ You have a bad imagination, it’s stupid. ”
“ I live in a fantasy world. ”
“ Fool me once, strike one, fool me twice, strike.. three. ”
“ My mind is going a mile an hour. ”
“ Well well well...... how the turntables have turned.. ”
“ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ”
“ That’s what she said. ”
“ I can’t even put into words how important this is to me. ”
“ Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. ”
