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yea im putting all my funney tweet ideas on here because i don’t want my dumb ex to think i still care about him But i’m ok i’m feeling great 👍🏻

this isn’t sarcastic i am Chilling

CORRECT

girls and soft pretzels: that’s what being sapphic’s all about

see? someone gets it. it’s all bread and women .. bread. and women

ik i’m op but this is so valid

imagine if we woke up one day and all modern medicine was replaced with warrior cat herb knowledge

someone breaks their leg and the paramedics arrive. one pulls a huge wad of spider ass thread out and starts wrapping their leg while the other shoves a bunch of leaves into their mouth

When boys show their emotions and not act closed off for no damn reason 😩😚😛😍😍😍👀😏😏💯💯🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😚😍💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️👄👅💦 need me a freak like that 😚😚😏😏😍😍💯💯💯🙌🏽🍆💦👅