probably over-caffeinated

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors

[weakly] did everyone have fun at the horrors

gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

half of my time spent in public spaces consists of me wondering if i’m acting normal enough

yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

feeling the weight of the unlived life today girls

know there’s no “right” way to go grocery shopping but i still fully feel and believe i’m always doing it wrong. somehow

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that