RSMR.

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

                           SACRIFICE  YOUR  SOUL  FOR  SOMETHING  SACRED  ,                                                        PRECIOUS     ,        HOLY ;

                           take  my  hand  -  kiss  , corrupt ,  control  me  .  brutalize  the  best  &  brightest                            parts  of  me  .  lay  waste  to hope  ,  reason  ,  dreams  &  practicality  .  rid  my                            heart  of love  ,  devotion ,  lust  hazed  sanctity  .  tarnish  ,  taint  ,  corrode  me  .                              manipulate &  own  me  .  fracture  will &  buckle  wings  lest  i deign  to  fly  .                              feed  me  bitterness  .  tell  me  lies  .  carve  your  name  upon  thine  flesh  to  befall                            pomegranate  lips  -   a  peaceful prayer ,  before  i die  .

                              SURRENDER  YOUR  BODY  IN  THE  PURSUIT  OF  GLORY                                                    /       SUFFOCATE  ME  SLOWLY  .  

                                               an  independent  &  highly  canon  &  original  multi                                                         muse  experience  .  composed  by  abigail  .                                                                           est  :  dec  2015  .   ©

as requested by anon

❝That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.❞ 

❝This is not the day I die.❞

❝I wish I was the monster you think I am.❞

❝It doesn’t matter what we want, once we get it then we want something else.❞

❝If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.❞

❝The more people you love, the weaker you are.❞

❝I’M GONNA HAVE TO EAT EVERY FUCKING CHICKEN IN THIS ROOM.❞

❝He always comes back!❞

❝If you ever call me sister again, I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.❞

❝There is only one god, and his name is Death.❞

❝Can a man still be brave when he’s afraid?❞

❝The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands!❞

❝Nothing isn’t better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.❞

❝Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.❞

❝Of all the ways I’d kill you, poison would be the last.❞

❝Oh no please, seduce away. It’s been so long.❞

❝Someday I’m gonna put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.❞

❝Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.❞

❝There’s no cure for being a cunt.❞

❝The things I do for love…❞

❝It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it.❞

❝I learned how to die a long time ago.❞

❝We go forward. Only forward.❞

❝A lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep.❞

❝Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon. The best one is between your legs.❞