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You made me a, you made me a believer, believer.
If you could ask a single person one question, and they had to answer truthfully, who and what would you ask?
“I would ask Pietro if he could ever forgive me for signing us up-- for getting us into this whole thing. For making us... whatever it is that we are." She could ask Pietro now, and he would answer, would probably say yes, he loved it. But would he mean it, actually, really, truly mean it. "I don't know if he's honestly, sincerely happy this way. I hope he is.”
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
( ✉ → dumbass ): PIETRO( ✉ → dumbass ): PIETRO( ✉ → dumbass ): apparently british people really love this baking show??( ✉ → dumbass ): and i just found it on netflix( ✉ → dumbass ): and my life is changed
( ✉ → x-supreme overlord ): that was not meant for you i’m so sorry!( ✉ → x-supreme overlord ): My excitement stands though.
Send “&” for a LOVING text. (thor)
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
( ✉ → god, thor ): I just wanted to thank you( ✉ → god, thor ): for doing what you do( ✉ → god, thor ): and never wavering.( ✉ → god, thor ): You’re kind of amazing( ✉ → god, thor ): that’s all idk just in a nice mood

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Her city was burning. Hell’s Kitchen looked like an actual goddamn hell. And she was tired of it. Enough was goddamn enough. She’d spent the last five days detoxing and sobering up, and she still wasn’t 100% on her feet, but she could stand again. And the old familiar rage was coursing through her. That was enough to keep her going.
She couldn’t go after the Syndicate. She knew that much. She didn’t trust herself, knew that she wouldn’t be able to hold back after watching what they’d done to her family, her home, and to the people she cared about. They’d attacked nearly all her friends – and even if they hadn’t been able to touch Stark while he was wearing that terrifying white armor, they’d tried. Besides, they were a by-product, a symptom of the real problem. The real problem was the goddamn Panel.
In the five days when she’d been down for the count, when she wasn’t throwing up, she was researching. Combing through Stark’s database while he conveniently pretended not to notice. That access gave her a location. The Panel’s new headquarters. But it was the prison that really caught her attention.
The prison they would’ve certainly thrown her into, if they’d ever managed to get their hands on her. She was smart enough, clear-headed enough, to know that this city needed all the goddamn help it could get right now. Her powers were C-grade at best. She couldn’t do this alone. But the superfreaks they had locked up in that prison? They were the real goddamn deal. She couldn’t rescue the city, couldn’t save the world, but she could help the people who could.
She left a note for Stark, armed with apologies and explanations, and left her phone behind. She couldn’t take the distractions, honestly. Then she made her way through the burning, hell city, and found the enormous, grey building. No windows. Surrounded by a barbed wire fence.
Laughable. Or it would’ve been if she felt like laughing. Jessica reached forward easily and ripped a hole in the fence. She wasn’t subtle about it. She wanted them to know she was coming. They’d started this fight, and now it was at their doorstep.
Security was stretched thin – two guards at the door aimed at her, but she jumped, over their heads, and landed behind them. She knocked their heads together, and they both crumpled. Alive, but unconscious. Just how she liked her Strike Force Assholes.
Inside the doors, she headed for the stairs and went down. She’d work her way up. The air smelled like antiseptic and electricity, she could hear low rumbling voices. A few screams. The hell were they doing down here? She wasn’t sure she wanted to find out. But she swallowed hard, fighting down a new wave of nausea that had nothing to do with detox, and made her way into the shadows.
In retrospect, she should have seen it coming. She was a legally proclaimed weapon of mass destruction, she could probably blow up the whole city if she really tried. She should never have left the damn apartment. But Pietro had gone out there, probably to do something stupid, and Wanda had followed, because Pietro should never be allowed to do stupid things without supervision. She hadn’t overthought it for once, just don’t let anything happen to him, not again. You’ll be fine.
It had taken less than an hour for the Strike Force to find her. Chaos on the streets, armed men (or maybe women--she never got a good look at them), a sharp sting in her neck, and slipping into darkness. It was over long before she could put up a fight, before she could even warn her brother.
Wanda woke to light. Blinding, burning, white hot. Buzzing, pulsing, boiling. She moaned, squeezing her eyes shut again. Pietro, help, she tried. It hurts. But the bridge that usually led between them was gone, and her pleas fell to nothing outside of her own head. With her eyes still closed, she took stock of her surroundings: she was lying on something hard and cold--metal, maybe? There was a constant buzzing noise, the whirring of machines, the steady beep of computers. A lab?
And she hurt. Everywhere, a thick layer of sharp pain, and, deep, nothing. Or was it everything? Something was wrong, she was wrong. (Not that she’d ever been especially right, but this was wronger than usual.)
Once more, she opened her eyes, slowly this time, raising her head a fraction. The room around her shifted into focus: stark white and sterile. She was lying on some kind of table in a lab, hooked up to all sorts of strange wires and plugs. There were three men outside a large window, staring at her, watching, waiting. The world wavered in double, two labs layered on top of each other, just slightly out of sync. Wanda tried to sit up fully, but found herself strapped to the table, locked into the feeling that she had seen this all before-- in Sokovia, when she and Pietro....
A sudden wave of nausea shot through her, undercutting the pain, and she howled. The red threads of energy exploded out in all directions, sending a shockwave through the room, ricocheting off of the machines, bursting lightbulbs. When they cleared, she was on the ground, the straps ruined and hissing, only the thick plate-window still some sort of intact.
What had they done to her?
onlyaphcse:
{ text;; lady hex-a-lot } that is much better. { text;; lady hex-a-lot } thanks. tbh i think he’s probably thought of those already tho. or stupider nicknames. { text;; lady hex-a-lot } perfect! i feel its now my official title { text;; lady hex-a-lot } i do work really hard at being an overlord.
(✉ → x-supreme overlord): Oh he definitely has (✉ → x-supreme overlord): i just try not to encourage him. (he likes kit-kat) (✉ → x-supreme overlord): you’re like our benevolent dictator (✉ → x-supreme overlord): Generous empress? A good overlord.
onlyaphcse:
{ text;; lady hex-a-lot } it was great until i got called “mama x-man” { text;; lady hex-a-lot } i really, really hope these names don’t catch on { text;; lady hex-a-lot } i take that back. i am COMPLETELY the x-supreme overlord. mhm. i’m cool enough to pull that off
{ cont’d from x ;; @shcsweird }
(✉ → kitty): mama x-woman? (✉ → kitty): I won’t tell Pietro i promise (✉ → x-supreme overlord): i CAN make supreme overlord stick though (✉ → x-supreme overlord): you’ve earned it
samalcxandrs:
“With all the commotion of the heroes and the accords crisis going on, I fucked up a job interview. They asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, and I just deadpanned looked them straight in the eye and said 35. I was ushered out fairly quickly. Can’t really think straight when I think about how fucked the situation is.”
Wanda laughed. “I think thirty-five is a good goal. It’s older than you are now, and, honestly, any of us would be lucky to make it that far.” She stopped, bit her lip, furrowed her eyebrows. That took a morbid turn, way too fast. Realistically, she’d be lucky to make it to twenty-six. “Meanwhile, I tried to order a pizza yesterday, and when the guy asked for my address, I just hung up. So that was good. We're all fucked, I guess.”
♘
send ♘ for a questioning text
(✉ → kitty): What’s it like being Mama X-Man?(✉ → kitty): X-Mom?(✉ → kitty): X-Supreme Overlord?

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{ text;; } hey what are your plans for tonight? { text;; } i’ve been a little flaky lately but i will DEFINITELY be at xaviers. and we’re having a party { text;; } sort of a birthday thing. and you should come
kitty sent the texts, phasing through a couple of students who raced by without really looking. hey, there was no party like an x-men party (no matter what stark might believe). get jubilee and dazzler on the lights, beast on the alcoholic concoctions, and wolverine kept away from the music and you had a night full of strange occurrences, plentiful alcohol and a tonne of fun. when you had to fight like everyday, you really knew how to get down and party.
but it wouldn’t be quite the same if only x-men turned up. so out went the open invitiation because WHY THE HELL NOT? the party was probably gonna kick off soon but that didn’t mean they couldn’t have some people drop in. (in fact kitty would love people dropping in later, the more the merrier and all )
(✉ → kitty): damn there go my plans to sit and brood all night. (✉ → kitty): i’d been looking forward to it all week and everything! (✉ → kitty): But for your birthday I will be there.
Wanda set down her book, quickly brushed her hair, and threw a going out, see you later in Pietro’s general direction (he’d figure it out at some point). She was nervous; she should have been, this wasn’t high school, but she didn’t get out much anymore, especially not for parties. Did you bring gifts? Should she bring a gift? She would bring a gift. But what did you bring? Wine? Cookies? Gift cards? Ultimately, she settled on a box of cupcakes and headed towards Xavier’s. (Of course Wanda couldn’t find her brother when she actually needed a lift.)
Still, one rather harrowing cab ride later, she arrived at the school’s main gates. Deep breath, Wanda. She would be fine. She was under control. She would not hurt anyone tonight. She would have fun. And so, tugging on her sleeves and forcing a smile, she headed into the house, where the party was loud and very much happening, in search of Kitty.
--And there she was. Wanda smiled, a real smile this time, as she approached. “Happy birthday!” She said, and held up the box in offering. “I, uh, brought you cupcakes.”
hcwkguys:
(✉ → sabrina): PROUD! (✉ → sabrina): i won’t tell him but (✉ → sabrina): i sent that text to everyone i know (✉ → sabrina): so he’s probably gonna find out (✉ → sabrina): :/
(✉ → birdman): ok consider me proud (✉ → birdman): I think. (✉ → birdman): oh dear (✉ → birdman): good luck (✉ → birdman): stay safe (✉ → birdman): keep an eye out for an aggressive blue blur
ghost-inwinter:
(✉️-> Wanda): I’m Bucky. But you already knew that. (✉️-> Wanda): it’s nice to meet you. (✉️-> Wanda): over text.
( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): you’re Steve’s friend right? ( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): With the cool arm? ( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): it’s nice to text-meet you too!
ghost-inwinter:
(✉️-> ???): I absolutely did not ask Stark to do that for me.
( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): That’s ok! ( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): It’s Wanda by the way ( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): maximoff
hcwkguys:
(✉ → sabrina): aw, wanda, no (✉ → sabrina): i thought i left your name off!
(✉ → birdman): you didn’t. (✉ → birdman): should i be proud or uncomfortable? (✉ → birdman): Just (✉ → birdman): don’t tell pietro

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if you had to choose between saving your brother and saving the other avengers, who would you pick?
“I almost did have to choose, once. I never, ever want to have to make that choice. Pietro is… Pietro. I can’t fathom losing him. When we weren’t sure if he would pull through, I…. It was hard. I felt empty, and broken, and incomplete.
“But the Avengers are such wonderful people. They’re so kind, and do so, so much. I can’t imagine what this world would be like without them. And who am I to make such a selfish decision, to deny the world their protection for my own happiness?
“Basically, I don’t want to choose. That’s awful.”
@ghost-inwinter
( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): Hi ( ✉️ ➡ barnes ): Tony told me to take you on a date