15 minutes until TADC finale. I won't be posting any spoilers, not that anyone really reads what I post anyway, but you know. The point is, I'm seeing it first :D
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15 minutes until TADC finale. I won't be posting any spoilers, not that anyone really reads what I post anyway, but you know. The point is, I'm seeing it first :D

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some love for my fav blue squirrels~ filbs bday is on jun 3rd, and i wanted to be cheeky and make valors bday on the 4th
I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu
Hello???
Anon bb come back i can change for you
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 64
Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)
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Let's go Jareth! Would be a crime for some as iconic as you to be eliminated round 1.
Just look at that man, pure sex appeal from head to toe. Not to mention the package (not pictured)
when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”
and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.
“What?” i say.
“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.
oh no is this what we’re doing now
…relic…
*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

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So turns out we are getting the theatrical release for TADC finale here too so I'm gonna go see that on Thursday :D
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eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...
my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
And uncultured. Get a new child
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."
"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."
"My god... everything's coming up Jason."
Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

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How Orissa Kelly gave me rope burn!
(AKA there’s a reason circus performers usually prefer silks)
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.
I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 1, Poll 5
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Sam Reich - Comedian (Dropout.TV)
Uno Ducklair - Paperinik Comics
My boy may be loosing but I’m just glad he made the contest
So propaganda for my boy Uno, he was created by Everett Ducklair and controls Ducklair tower, he was abandoned by his creator when he decided to go on a self discovery journey and left alone for years until Donald found him and they became friends. He didn’t know that Everett made other AIs like him until Duo took over the tower and tried to destroy him so his creator kept him isolated on purpose. He and Donald worked together to save people in the Paperinik comics and he actually learned to go against his programming to do what he believes is right with help from Donald, and together they defeat the aliens trying to enslave earth. Only to in the end be deactivated by his own creator, he comes back online an unclear amount of time later but by then all his organic friends (mainly Donald) are gone and he has to pretend to be an organic being instead of an android to have rights since the androids are fighting to be recognized as people and it’s a struggle, he becomes an advocate for Android rights and waits for a day he knows Donald will visit the future so he can see him one last time. And I think he deserves better than Everret and we should all be voting for him, thank you
Sam would be an awful man to adopt anyway, he is best enjoyed at a distance, through a screen

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thank you australian government from protecting me, a child (21 year old) from the scary hells of the internet
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pillow world Jay (mother Roselinen)
pillow world Bonnie (mother Roselinen)
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