I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin
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Andulka
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
YOU ARE THE REASON
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EXPECTATIONS
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
trying on a metaphor
izzy's playlists!
@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
The Bowery Presents
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i put up a poll a week ago and this was the result
i plan to draw it but wanna see if u want to as well
DAY 26
This was a super fun to draw, thank you so much for asking me to partake in this challenge!!! ^^
Also, a small notice: i will be extremely busy for the next couple of days, so posts will either be sent way earlier than my Susan upload time queued, or possibly not even uploaded at all. Just thought id give yall a heads up!
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does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle
i remember
here comes the airplane
👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.
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It’s a big mistake to think you’re the only one who can turn into a electric car
Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought
👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?
Paul Simon
Yoko Ono
George Michael
Patrick Starr
the Johari Window
Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:
I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city
I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city
I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city
I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city
I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city
I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city
Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read
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Do yall ever fantasize about having some sort of major illness/injury just so that for a time it's justified for you to be given attention and cared for so you don't feel guilty about it or are you just normal?
Blue Blue
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
* (You and Noelle…)
* (…the book went shut.)
in front of you there are two bottles of poison. one of them is green and is labeled "green poison" and the other is purple and labeled "purple poison".
which bottle of poison will you drink?
the green poison
the purple poison
I will not be drinking either bottle of poison
OP you forgot the both option. I'm a big girl. I can drink two whole bottles
the poll is cruel in nature, it forces you to pick between one bottle of poison or nothing at all
Excuse me I voted in this poll very early in the morning and said I would not drink either poison, may I politely request the green poison
New poll for those who are fully clear of mind
which bottle of poison will you drink?
the green poison
the purple poison
I will not be drinking either bottle of poison
Yay, now I can vote green in the first poll, purple in the second!
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I have got to stop wandering in the woods
god forbid a woman do anything
QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!
100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever
What Was Your Score?
0%-20%
20%-40%
40%-50%
50%-60%
60%-70%
70%-80%
80%-99%
100%! (You're one smart cookie!)
My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Vote Senshi! Make our fat hairy food loving dwarf the sexiest man on Tumblr!!
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