So what?

I play it smart and get it for free by trick-or-treating.

“I feel weird about knocking on strangers doors, it feels like that’s the reason so many children went missing in the 80s.”

It’s spooky season, bitches.

“I like it when the candy becomes discounted the next day. So many snickers, so little cash.”

Simple, I’ll just get one or two of the drunk guys at the bar to buy us some. 

Oh, that’s good? 

“Now that is clever, I don’t have that level of charm.”

Neither did I 

Want another drink? I can get us some, it’s easy. 

“Absolutely.”

So you’re angry and a feminist. A force to be messed with. 

Thank you, cheers. 

“I wouldn’t say the two are mutually exclusive, but... you know.”

Ooh, who has the money for those in this economy?

Who? What twin? I haven’t one.

“I’ll tweet it instead.”

You sound like a robot

Any strong fruity drink. Thank you. 

“Angry feminist robots will rule the world.”

People don’t buy other people drinks because they’re trying to be decent. 

I’ll drink with you though. 

“Nice. Polite, Whatever the correct social thing is.”

Maybe? Only half my classes are at school.

It’s okay, I don’t remember either, which is strange cause I’m good with this kind of stuff. 

“Okay, well can I get you a drink? Seems like the decent thing to do.”

Isabella

Maybe we go to the same school? 

“I think we share a class.”

Maybe..

Who are you? 

“Shay Roberts. You look familiar.”

I said unless, meaning that’s the exception.

The way I see it, every rule has one exception. 

“My personal rules don’t. Iron clad. But at least we agree on the Twilight thing.”

A thousand splendid suns.. it was assigned, but I like it. 

It’s a little rude to judge people on the kind of books they  like. I mean good writing is good writing, but then theres taste, which is subjective. Unless we’re talking about Stephanie Myers type writing, then that’s just terrible. 

“Is that not judging someone on their taste? Some people love those Twilight books.”

Another anti-gym person I see. 

I’d rather be in reading a book. 

“Well I mean I run in the morning, but nothing else.”

Getting out of gym is the best thing that’s ever happen to me. 

“Staying out of the gym is the best thing I’ve ever done.”