my hero, you’ll be in my heart always.

What if everything gets better in 2016

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

She’s so cute, I wanna flick my tongue over her clit until she’s sobbing.

“I’m so proud of you” please eat me out

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]