Dressed to the Nines

Business is frequently time-consuming. That, and when everybody else decided to leave, I made some time for myself.

  how have you been though?

I have been getting by just fine, I assure you.

droog

 where have you been?

Business is frequently time-consuming. That, and when everybody else decided to leave, I made some time for myself.

That isn’t how that sort of thing works, Clubs. It’s not as if you’re propositioning one of your ladies of the night, but I do believe you’d get a similar slap. Perhaps enough to knock some sense into you. And yes, money does have the fortunate ability to buy most everything; that’s obvious. There are also other factors to be accounted for that you haven’t considered, however. Cultural ones, for example–though that may be a bit difficult to explain in this instance, being that you have absolutely no experience with having a shell. That, and I really just don’t feel like going off on a tangent about it.

Unless the whole shell waxin thing is like a highly religious practice that makes you all feel closer to your frog overlords or somethin!

It’s usually more of a-- No, I’m not getting into that now. Do yourself a favor and never say that we have any sort of ‘frog overlords’ again, while I’m at it.

I haven’t, and I have no interest in doing so. Common sense dictates that you will not be able to pay somebody to polish your ass, however.

also, fuck your common sense, there’s ALWAYS someone out there willin to do weird stuff for money, everythin has a price Droogles.

That isn’t how that sort of thing works, Clubs. It’s not as if you’re propositioning one of your ladies of the night, but I do believe you’d get a similar slap. Perhaps enough to knock some sense into you. And yes, money does have the fortunate ability to buy most everything; that’s obvious. There are also other factors to be accounted for that you haven’t considered, however. Cultural ones, for example--though that may be a bit difficult to explain in this instance, being that you have absolutely no experience with having a shell. That, and I really just don’t feel like going off on a tangent about it.

[pvt] As much as I’ll ever recover I guess. Physically at least. Gonna carry a lotta scars with me on th’ inside an’ outside. But I’m here. Alive. Which is better than some are doin’ recently

i’M TAVROS, tHANKS,

I trust you’ve been doing alright as of late?

droog

[pvt] As much as I’ll ever recover I guess. Physically at least. Gonna carry a lotta scars with me on th’ inside an’ outside. But I’m here. Alive. Which is better than some are doin’ recently

…that’s not actually something you can get.

so that means you’ve looked! >:D

I haven’t, and I have no interest in doing so. Common sense dictates that you will not be able to pay somebody to polish your ass, however.

were you just gettin a really extensive butt-polish or somethin?

...that’s not actually something you can get.

We don’t, because we’re not going to mine Derse. We’re in the wrong sort of business for that, Clubs.

Why not?? Besides, who said anythin’ ‘bout us doin’ the minin’? C’mawn, what’s stoppin’ us?

Perhaps nobody has tried mining them for a reason? That may have something to do with it, considering the fact that most things on Derse are out to kill you.

It’s a play on words, and yes, it did. Still does, in all likelihood—just very far down. 

I need a fuckin’ drill! How the heck do we get a minin’ drill Droog??

We don't, because we're not going to mine Derse. We're in the wrong sort of business for that, Clubs.

'least mine makes sense, yer a freakin' Carapace, did Derse even 'av diamonds? Yer name's dumb :P

It's a play on words, and yes, it did. Still does, in all likelihood--just very far down.