cool cat lookin' for a kitty

i don't think chess sets be like

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

he didn’t want me to put the pigs away or something. he wanted me to purchase and obtain a new pig. i was 17 and had no car

What are your socks supposed to represent?

it sure is

periwinkle

she got that unreal engine pussy

the washing machine and dryer fuck each other when you're not around btw

HOLD ON THE BRITISH VERSION OF THE DOLLAR STORE IS CALLED POUNDLAND???

Love how Dolores calling Mariano the man of her dreams was initially framed as a “oh because he’s pretty” crush and when the confession time comes it’s really because she has HEARD him for so long and she knows little things about how kind and loving and sensitive he is and THAT is what she loves. Mariano is a character that comes off as cheesy and plain at first but really he’s just earnest and “filled with so much love” and Dolores KNOWS it.