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yo mama, who art in heaven

tell a stranger that their dog looks extremely realistic

not only were 70s men big and hairy and were genuinely sexy like it didn't feel forced they were just sexy and everything about them was erotic they used to top it all off with a pair of short shorts.....

“One man’s cringe is another man’s epic” and “a flawed story is still a thousand times better than a story never told” are two pieces of advice that a lot of people aspiring to be writers really need to take to heart. Stop tearing yourself up over getting every little insignificant thing right.

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the internet is such a ebautiful place to find and look at images

do you guys know about this

no fuck of i dont need that noise in my life

its not noise actually its light and pictures <3

hey do you wanna go play hide andseek with me. on the. . wood chips .i’ll hide you count ok?

yay ok One

lifting my skirt in this bar to show my friends how cute my thigh holsters are (they respectfully avert their eyes from my ludicrous hog)

manager my bualls hurt can i go home.

i love you crazy gay sex i love you body hair i love you sweat

People with hot takes about how Suck Session is problematic because the characters are billionaires are actually the funniest bitches on this site. Imagine watching senior citizen Logan Roy almost fuck over his company because he's losing his shit about an imaginary dead cat because he has an UTI which likely has to do with fucking his personal assistant in bizzare ways while trying to conceive another heir at the age of 83 after all his adult children turned out to be losers and thinking you're being sold capitalism here. Unparalleled comedy.

This post is getting notes again, so for everyone going “is THIS what succession is about??” in the notes: I want you to know this all happened in, like, one episode and maybe a half. 

i hate job hunting more than anything else in the world