Bacon Strips

just found a presentation on wolves i made recreationally when i was 8 years old

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

I woke up only remembering the phrase “lobster stabbing French in the eye” and I’m scared of finding out what that means.

@opossumtoes​