HopeThisIsn'tBad

Nicki Minaj - Pound the Alarm

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

a true sibling relationship

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!

this is how white people react when they get mild salsa

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

Omg finally a normal sized person on tumblr

shes actually so beautiful omg

so glad this has so many notes on it. It’s better than seeing a stick thin girl who apparently has a ‘perfect’ body posted all over my dashboard. 

She’s beautiful!

her face omg 

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

Reblog if you're the weird friend.

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my God

I swear everyone on tumblr is horny