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@shanehollandersskatelaces
false advertising stanley pup, and you know it

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Shane hollander would be a girl dad. but not like just any girl dad. hed be the type that when the child was actively still in the womb, the doctors said it was a boy, until his daughter was born a girl. aka he'd girl dad like my dad girl dads. you guys know those tiktoks where its like "nobody believes in feminism harder than a dad with only daughters" or whatever? thats him. he'd have that girl holding the flashlight while he fixes the pipes under the sink, and then tell her shes holding it wrong. He'd have her stand next to him at the grill and put sauce on everything mid cooking and then tell her to go run and play in the back yard with her cousins. hed have her signed up for all of these different sports only for her to fall in love with the one that would surprise him the most. He'd have her help him move all the furniture in the house one random day, and then because ilya didnt like it hed have her help move it back.
portrait of my fem jason with short+long hair hehe
sometimes im having a good day and then I remember that Shane hollander wanted to have his jersey retired in Montreal and it was supposed to hang with Haydens in the rafters and I think to myself maybe im the problem for ruining my good day by opening Tumblr or ao3 !!
life isnt even funny anymore wdym Shane hollander and ilya rozanov dont actually have children like theyre so dad coded ☹️☹️

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Thank god that Ilya was obsessed with him cus he was really the only person Shane could ever be with for real. Imagine you have a competency kink and you only care about hockey and you're gay and you're the best hockey player in the world and secretly a pretty judgmental bitch(you won't admit that) so who else are you suppose to respect? Ilya tailor made for Shane for real and no one else was gonna cut it.
oh look at me im Shane hollander and I have a hot Russian boyfriend and im a star hockey player and I was rookie of the year and I'M hot too girl whatever fuck you.
Here's the drawing of our favorite queen and her breaking down . . . / this is my interpretation on the last song also Penelope design.
epic the musical my love omg
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So accurate
I have the thing, you love, but the need in me is way too much
Happy birthday Tim Drake!
I have covid.
This is somehow his fault.
rip sirius black you would’ve loved parents by yungblud
[Ody of Troy AU; Paris coming in with Odysseus and Telemachus]
Hector: Whatcha got there…?
Paris with Odysseus and Telemachus: A spouse! And also his child as a bonus
Penelope pounding on Troy’s walls/Doors: WHERE’S MALEWIFE AND OUR BABY BOY?YOU F##KING TWINK!
I had to do these ADGHJSAKDJKDKSA
lore accurate i fear

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RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.
RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.
RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.
RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.
RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.
RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.
RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.
RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.
RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.
RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.
RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.
The failure of Greek myth retellings
This is a personal rant about how I, as a Greek and mythology lover, view these modern retellings and how they came out more as a disappointment.
Here are some examples of forced labelling from the book sites like Bookreads:
Do you see a pattern? Is not only they are telling the audience rather than showing how "feminist" are these retellings but also..
Man vs woman