Crazy Shane

It’s your birthday, why else would I have a cake?

You have got to be kidding me. You don't bake.

I’m just out of practice.

It's alright. Can't expect anything better from a traitor. -glaces at the cake-

Probably.  But I like Erudite more, and I think that’s what matters.

Of course. 

Fine. Have it your way. -checks to make sure the door is locked before she kicks the door a couple of times before it opens-

You're getting sloppy. Three years back and you would have been able to take it down with one kick.

Not by their choice.  They’ve tried to kick me out plenty, I just keep barely passing by.

I bet you showed them. I still think you would have made a better prospect in Dauntless.

I’ve never been an idiot. I know my strengths and weaknesses, that never leaves you.

That will have to depend on the person, but I underestimated you. I thought you’d get kicked out of Erudite as soon as you set foot in their building. Looks like you’re a keeper, huh?

Yeah I do, which is why I would try to get every advantage that I could get.

Smart. Erudite gave you some tact.

That’s so stereotypical Levy.  If you want to fight me do it somewhere that neither of us have the advantage.  

You wound me, Cooper. You’d think I’d fight someone who hasn’t trained in a while? That’s rather unfair.

You don’t think I can still do it?

Nope. -pops the p-

I go running every morning.  What else would you suggest?

The training room, dumbass.

Because I don’t want to. Now open the door before I kick it.

I’d like to see you try.

Yeah? Neither have you, Levy.

Why, thank you. -curtsies-

What a mouth you’ve got on you; practically fit for a pirate.

-kicks her thigh- I said, ‘get off.’

The same that it’s been for the past three years: annoying, difficult, and amazing.

We need to hang out some more, traitor. Get some air in you. You look like a corpse.

-knocks on Shane's door-

-groans- Why don’t you go fuck yourself?

-mumbles to himself- How does this make sense?

Look at you, all in blue. -claps- How's life with the asshats, Cooper?

"But I don’t want to get up. Everything looks so beautiful from this angle."

Get the fuck off, Amity.