Snobbish Perfection

aem nae deid, jist sae ye ken.

But are you okay is the question.

noo ai’ 'at a loaded question

Dude what the fuck

was a wee bit peckish, thooght ah’d fix up somethin’ tae eat.

dornt be dramatic, it’s jist a wee bit ay chocolate milk, it’s nae gonnae hurt anyain. nane ay ye appreciate braw cuisine.

Dude what the fuck

was a wee bit peckish, thooght ah’d fix up somethin' tae eat.

Aam startin’ tae hink some ay ye ur bent.

whit’s ‘at ye daft cunt? come doon haur an’ say it tae mah coupon wa don ye

Ah didne pure techt anythin’ bad by it! Ah was kiddin’. Gonnie nae yeel at me…

sorry mate. ah’m super high reit noo, tae be honest, dornt pure ken whit’s gooan oan.

Aam startin’ tae hink some ay ye ur bent.

whit’s 'at ye daft cunt? come doon haur an' say it tae mah coupon wa don ye

tae a’ fowk ‘at saw me boak aw ower th’ fluir in starbucks today, sorry abit ‘at.

You did… What all over the floor?

boak. yae ken, lik’ vomit?

Ohhh. Are you okay?

aye, bin a coople days since ah’ve eaten, guess mah stomach wasn’t ready.

That’s not good, you should take care of yourself! At least eat a snack or something ever few hours.

tae a’ fowk ‘at saw me boak aw ower th’ fluir in starbucks today, sorry abit ‘at.

You did… What all over the floor?

boak. yae ken, lik’ vomit?

Ohhh. Are you okay?

aye, bin a coople days since ah’ve eaten, guess mah stomach wasn’t ready.

tae a’ fowk ‘at saw me boak aw ower th’ fluir in starbucks today, sorry abit ‘at.

You did… What all over the floor?

boak. yae ken, lik' vomit?

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

Your accent is so cool.

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

ah see. dae yae hae a stoat accent?

Kind of? I mean, I only moved here like 2 years ago

braw. lit me hear it?

Sure! Meet me by the autobody shop?

yoo’ve got it, lassie.

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

Your accent is so cool.

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

ah see. dae yae hae a stoat accent?

Kind of? I mean, I only moved here like 2 years ago

braw. lit me hear it?

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

Your accent is so cool.

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

ah see. dae yae hae a stoat accent?

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

Your accent is so cool.

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

lookin’ pure class, mate

thanks dude! i know it’s late but you wouldn’t be able to help me find somebody around here would you?

oh! yae mean tha wee jobber jabber, ah know him. wha yae lookin’ feh him feh?