There's Always Money In The Squirrel Fund

Requested by thequeenofthecrossroads

GOB: I'm in charge, now. I speak for this family. I mean I could if you wanted me to.I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this.Why does this have to become my problem? No, I'm out. Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of doing everything for this family!

Michael: I was mistakenly voted out of a four-person housing situation in a 'pack first, no talking after' scenario.

Michael: This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

(requested by anonymous)

George Sr.: I have changed, Michael! I cry at the drop of a hat and I hate the way I look. I actually had one cute hat, and it...blew off at this CVS parking lot... and this whole car full of black kids ran over it...for no reason! And they saw it! THEY SAW IT!

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Fiona: Yes, I do.

Beto: Estefania! Your wife!

Fiona: Yeah, why don't you go cry to your gay dad about it?!

(Requested by anonymous)

Nando: Get a job.