ChaseXLeo: You believe in the inherent eroticism of staring out the window thinking about past relationships and wishing that things could have gone differently.
ChaseXJenna: You’re a bisexual man that loves getting pegged more than you love life itself, and have referred to a girl on social media with the word “queen” at least a minimum of sixteen times.
ChaseXCarl: You’re gay, but you can only orgasm if the other guy says “no homo” during sex.
ChaseXTJ: You *really* enjoy twinks.
ChaseXFlynn: You also believe in the inherent eroticism of staring out the window thinking about past relationships and wishing that things could have gone differently, except you’re a scalie.
ChaseXKudzu: You never really liked Leo that much anyway.
ChaseXDaxton: You enjoy twinks responsibly.
ChaseXMicha: You believe in the inherent eroticism of angry bottoms.
ChaseXClint: Your ability to see some measure of beauty in damn near anything can only be described as “profound”.
LeoXFlynn: Depression turns you on.
LeoXJenna: You adore ships based around rivalry maybe a little too much.
LeoXTJ: You believe in the inherent eroticism of Latin-American Catholic priests.
LeoXKudzu: Size-difference couples get you hornier than an elk during breeding season.
LeoXClint: You are willing to take the limits of hatesex far beyond the boundaries of such things as "taste" or "sobriety".
JennaXTJ: You're either imagining these two being so vanilla together that White Jesus himself would fall asleep holding his southwestern megachurch bible or the Roughest Most Kinkiest Most Horny Event In Furry History, with absolutely zero inbetween whatsoever.
CarlXFlynn: You're extremely horny, but like, in a highly affectionate (and perhaps a touch co-dependant) way.
FlynnXSydney: You're currently writing a 500-chapter "Sydney Lives" AU fanfiction as we speak.
ChaseXSydney: See above, except your AU fanfiction revolves around Echo being just a regular midwestern desert town and you have an especially twisted sense of humour about it.
CarlXDaxton: Your ideal relationship dynamic is eating Cheetos in eachothers Star Trek boxer shorts and drunkenly fucking on a beanbag after a game of Strip Mortal Kombat, before engaging in pillow talk about whether Superman could beat Godzilla.
FlynnXDaxton: You're scalie trash with a love for "opposites attract" couples.
MayorXDaxton: Your mind is forever pre-occupied with the idea of people secretly engaging in sexual intercourse with their friend’s parents, and you probably have “Stacy’s Mom” on a bedroom playlist; OR you just think intergenerational nerdlust is cute.
MikeXDaxton: See above, except it’s that one gender-swapped parody version of the song.
TJXJulien: Your ideal relationship dynamic is “STR8 2 GAY” genre pornography.
TJXFlynn: You believe that the power of true love can overcome all obstacles, even when it probably shouldn’t.
TJXJanice: You’re that one guy in every comment section on news stories about a male student getting molested by his female teacher that calls the student “lucky”.
TJXRaven: You don’t let petty things like “canon plausibility” get in the way of seeing two good boys paired up with eachother.
JennaXFlynn: Your ideal relationship dynamic is pairing the Mom Friend and the Dad Friend of a character group, or you unironically ship Democrat and Republican presidential candidates during election season.
JennaXRaven: You care marginally more about “canon plausibility” than the TJXRaven shipper, but mostly you just love morosexual ships.
BrianXChase: You were disappointed that Deliverance didn’t go far enough to satiate your carnal desires.
BrianXClint: You believe that the power of true love can overcome all obstacles, even when it really REALLY shouldn’t; alternatively, you hate heterosexual men with a burning passion and just want an excuse to see one tied up naked and beaten with a tree branch.
BrianXMicha: You believe in the inherent eroticism of angry bottoms but are also fucked up.
BrianXDevon: You have never played Echo before, but you heard there were two bear characters in it and started shipping them together on instinct.
DukeXBrian: Your ideal relationship dynamic is the "dumbass crook duo" antagonist archetype from basically every 90’s children’s movie.
DukeXJanice: You are the antithesis of fun and everyone hates you.
JamesXChase: You should probably see a therapist.
JohnXChase: You should probably see a different therapist.
JamesXCarl: You should DEFINITELY see a therapist.
JamesXJohn: You live for hatefuck ships (and should see a therapist).
JamesXBrian: You saw a therapist but it only made things worse.
CameronXDevon: Literally the only thing you wanted out of this game was to see at least -one- healthy and non-traumatised romantic relationship.
CameronXDevonXFlynn: See above, except it didn’t help until you started writing out a 500-chapter AU fanfiction about it.
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