Miles' Wasteland

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

I was fucking pissed when i found out that the Regina George Twink of our school had the SAME EXACT favorite Horror Movie as me.

I think I found a new favorite poster.

Hoe hoe hoe 🎄 Slut-mas is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🎁 that means 25 days of sucking that Christmas cock 🍆 that means 🎅🏿 dick and 🎅🏻 dick. Make sure you lick those candy canes 🔴⚪️ Take that trip down to Bethlehem if you know what I mean🐪 Slide down that South Pole 🎇 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of the sluttiests holiday bitches you know or else you'll turn into an ugly elf. 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊 if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back you're a holiday hoe. Make sure you deck that dick like you deck the halls 👅👅👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 keep the Christ in christmas you slutty baby Jesus 👅👅👅💦💦💦💦🎄🎄

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

I use it as a coma

I’m worse than a Hazbin Hotel character.

FREE MY MAN the only crime he should be arrested for is being too sexy 😔

And destruction of property when he destroys my hole with his hot Italian beef.

"Pulitzer thinks we're gutter rats with no respect for nothin', includin' each other. Is that who we are? Well, we stab each other in the back and, yeah, that's who we are. But if we stand together, we change the whole game." - Jack Kelly, Newsies 2017

anyway luigi was a counselor at my school sponsored summer camp back when I was a freshman in high school and the only thing I ever heard about him was that he didn’t even main luigi in mario kart

Take me to the Luigi Mangione summer camp. I can show him a different hole to put something in (not a bullet)