Shagmeister

I know there’s a lesson in everything but like 🥺 I’ve had enough

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

idk how to explain to people outside latin america that during the cold war while everyone was praising the west for it’s freedom and progress compared to the horrors of the communist dictators in the east, thousands of latines where being murdered, tortured and silenced by capitalist dictatorships that were directly supported by the us and are the main reason why latin america is a “poor” region nowdays as they completely destroyed our economies. like, i know i’ve already talked about this before here but it’s so infuriating how everyone uses the “communism killed thousands of people/communism is a dictatorship” every fucking time while forgetting how almost every latin american country went through a capitalist dictatorship. like, it’s honestly amazing how those years of history are erased and ignored on porpuse by everyone because of first world capitalist propaganda that loves to paint capitalism as the only system that can secure freedom. that’s the reason many people condemn latin america of being “ruined by socialism”, because it is true many latin american countries remember the horrors of those dictatorships and are more socialist today thanks to it. but we weren’t ruined by socialism, it was capitalism (and colonialism) what made this to us and now everyone pretends it’s because we’re socialists.

Thanks to US interventions, right-wing capitalist dictators were placed on different countries in latinamerica. For ex in Augusto Pinochet’s dictatorship approximately more than 3,000 people were tortured and slaughtered. But sure, the cold war wasn’t violent.

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

social norms after the pandemic are going to be like: "did you hear? miss Katherine brushed hands with the starbucks barista the other day when getting her morning coffee. quite the scandal if you ask me, exposing herself in such a manner… and with gloveless hands!“

on god this is too real rn

Most emails do not find me well bro.