shadyclipse

Art by @perfusio

I said surprise me and he came up with this because he knows about my Cavenlawbin brainrot, having drawn it for me before.

Sanji: You can keep him.

Kidnapper: He made me reevaluate my life choices and now I feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Sanji: Oh my god, you have my captain.

So, when Brook joins, he just assumes the role due to “being helpful” as he calls it but no one asked him to do it. At night, he’s absolutely doing his job too, like they forget rats even exist. He eats them so fast it’s genuinely like cotton candy in water, he’s so effective. The rat no longer exists.

But sometimes, Sanji comes into the kitchen to the sound of skull jaws the size of a horse snapping at a power comparable to an angry feverish crane and Brooks basically on all fours at the rat hole, trying to possibly reach in or chew through the wood. I mean scary amount of force going into every sickening bone on bone clamp.

When discovered or acknowledged, he does stand up and apologize which does raise more issues quite frankly.

A. He either understands this is impolite behavior and just does this when folks aren’t there, so he’s aware.

B. He is being snapped out of the bloodlust (tm.)

I also think Luffy would eat rats but he is not nocturnal nor nearly as fast as something that can fold itself like a plastic octopus into the crawl spaces to do his “job,” which btw, I don’t know if he likes doing. He sees this as a job, not a hobby, but nobody is forcing him???

eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

Ice & Snow.