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hatchetfield-scarecrow

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

ramblesamongstardust

redmegarex

your house is fucked up

aureliagaming

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

i-am-a-fish

don't be mean to yourself that's you

i-am-a-fish

you live there

gaynfl-moved

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

your-sleep-paraylis-demon

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

gaynfl-moved

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World Heritage Post

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ouroborosorder

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

ouroborosorder

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

clamberingcat

OP we desperately need examples

ouroborosorder

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

staff

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

imjustmeat

Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.

easterndaylighttime

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

r3negade-x

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

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furryprovocateur

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

furryprovocateur

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

furryprovocateur

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

furryprovocateur

theaudientvoid

that last one is actually legit good. very evocative.

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natalieironside

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

natalieironside

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

pastelroyalty

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

surprisebitch

also most considerate

goat-yells-at-everything

For context from someone with chronic migraines: short reply in large font means I dont have to look at the screen longer than a second to see what the professor said.

Extremely considerate and I assume the professor probably has migraines sometimes too or someone close to them does.

underratedgrapeju1ce

i'm so fucking over it

bad-faith-misinterpreter

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

underratedgrapeju1ce

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

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bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

catgirl-kittywife

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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