Homophonic

Instead of using ai you can just tag your story idea #writing prompts and watch real people dance as you pull the strings. Machiavelli type shit

My friend asked me to watch their pot for them. Now it's boiling and I don't know what to do. This isn't supposed to happen???

Liking people's old photos isn't weird or creepy. It's not my fault you've let yourself go recently.

The guy who invented bread was a fucking visionary.

No, don't make me think about and face my trauma. I didn't bring it up because I want to better myself, I brought it up because it's funny.

People always be like "I'm having a moment" and not "I'm living in the momwnt and I think that says a lot.

I've got that kicked puppy rizz

It's sad to think that, following the trend seen in the previous 2 titles, Risk of Rain 3 will be a four-dimensional game, and as such largely inaccessible to the series' existing audience.

Why do I keep having to fucking log into things

About to march into the store and demand what is rightfully mine (Pick up my click and collect order)