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I'm the only normal man in the world.
Just accept it Ivo, you're neuo divergent, this coming from the 50 something science experiment

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Take a sneak peek at the upcoming 35th Anniversary short form animation, Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories and Beyond!
We jumping metal gang π£οΈπ£οΈ
Great, another inferior copy, don't die from blood loss you blue idiot or rose will kill me
Please @homunculus-argument it's been too long, give us more ways to instantly ruin things, everybody knows about your instant spoiled milk and your instant wet rotting laundry give us more ways to speed ruin things...
I have plans I cannot divulge
This is why the Eggman Empire is better. Virgin Chud Sonic VS Sigma Chad Eggman.
Sorry to piss in your coffe doctor but sonic was never looking for romantic relationships, go ahead and ask Amy if she's been able to get with that blue idiot since the two met that first time you tried to cyberform Little Planet
Chat... I may have messed up my evil plan.
So I went back to the base where I turned Sonic into a werehog to gather old security footage and work out how transformation works so that I could get Stone to transform into a mobian and spy on Sonic & friends, but...
I fought Sonic in this form last night but I'm not posting that shit, I hit my head and passed out. Werewolf form is now gone, can't do a round two π
It was a major L for you . LOOOOOOSSSSERRRRR!! ππ
SHUT UP SONIC, IT WAS VERY CLOSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
I wasn't the one bleeding from the back of the head, was I? Can't even beat a hedgehog while we're on more equal footing π«©
You both are insufferable fools

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Chat... I may have messed up my evil plan.
So I went back to the base where I turned Sonic into a werehog to gather old security footage and work out how transformation works so that I could get Stone to transform into a mobian and spy on Sonic & friends, but...
I fought Sonic in this form last night but I'm not posting that shit, I hit my head and passed out. Werewolf form is now gone, can't do a round two π
It was a major L for you . LOOOOOOSSSSERRRRR!! ππ
SHUT UP SONIC, IT WAS VERY CLOSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
I wasn't the one bleeding from the back of the head, was I? Can't even beat a hedgehog while we're on more equal footing π«©
You both are insufferable fools
Rude Gaia version.
Why do none of them respect me? π
Because doctor, you kept trying to enslave a GOD, how the fuck did you think it was going to end?
Chat... I may have messed up my evil plan.
So I went back to the base where I turned Sonic into a werehog to gather old security footage and work out how transformation works so that I could get Stone to transform into a mobian and spy on Sonic & friends, but...
I fought Sonic in this form last night but I'm not posting that shit, I hit my head and passed out. Werewolf form is now gone, can't do a round two π
It was a major L for you . LOOOOOOSSSSERRRRR!! ππ
SHUT UP SONIC, IT WAS VERY CLOSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
You know doctor, things would be easier if you applied your genius to help people, make yourself truly essential in their everyday life and then tried to take over the world
Chat... I may have messed up my evil plan.
So I went back to the base where I turned Sonic into a werehog to gather old security footage and work out how transformation works so that I could get Stone to transform into a mobian and spy on Sonic & friends, but...
I fought Sonic in this form last night but I'm not posting that shit, I hit my head and passed out. Werewolf form is now gone, can't do a round two π
It was a major L for you . LOOOOOOSSSSERRRRR!! ππ
SHUT UP SONIC, IT WAS VERY CLOSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
How to know if you've made it on this hell site,
Method 1, if you're in a Patrick M Seymour video
Method 2, if you're in a video by betinalevey
Method 3, r/tumblr

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GUESS WHOS GOING ON AN ADVENTURE NEXT WEEK π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
Guess who just scheduled world domination for the week you're supposed to go and play and have fun β€οΈ
Ivo for the love of... Fine, if you try to take over the world I'll abduct sage and take her for a day at the amusement Park and not return her, Maria would be disappointed in you, her younger cousin
My partners and my friends are so awesome
How come this universe's Sonic gets two partners and loads of friends but I have nothing and nobody???
Because you're stinky.
YOU'RE HOMELESS!!! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE Hβ Oh, right, you don't HAVE a home, because you're HOMELESS!!! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE NOTHING!!!
And yet ... I still smell good.... Cause I do this ,,, breakthrough technology thing,, called bathing
NO YOU DON'T!!!
You guys are both bafoons who need to attend marriage counseling at this rate, now excuse me because I have to fist fight a damn starfish, doomseye, I'm talking about doomseye
To all the eggmen
What are your guy's favorite drinks?
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
SUPER LASER PISS
Ew. Quit it, Alfred. Go sit in the naughty corner.
BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER
STAY IN THE CORNER
Tell SC! Robotnic I still have his wife and he can come collect her whenever he so wishes, she's frankly a bitch, I can see why you chose her SC!Eggman
How was your newyears? Did you hang out with amy?
Oh yeah, with mine of course! And the others too. Eggman seemed to mostly mind his business.
So did the government agents
If you must know, I decided to mind my business because I was out of ideas for a grand New Year's plan, so Stone suggested I take a break for once and just enjoy the holiday. Boring, I know, but it wasn't half bad.
I did not need to know. Also tell stone I said: STOP MESSING WITH MY TRAPS WITH HIS GOVERNMENT AGENT ASS
Language, young lady! And he didn't do anything! He's innocent! Just a poor little sycophant forced to work for an evil future emperor, berated and suffering HR violations daily... He could do no wrong! Haven't you seen those big brown eyes of his? That's not the face of someone up to anything nefarious!
THOSE ARE EYES OF A PREDATOR (not the really bad kind) ONCE A GOVERNMENT AGENT! ALWAYS A GOVERNMENT AGENT!!! HE'S OUT TA GET ALL OF US MAN!!!
HE'S OUT TA GET EVERYONE!!! INCLUDING YOU!!!
He is NOT out to get me!!! Stop trying to get into my head and ruin my best-friendship! You're just jealous because YOU don't have a best friend and everyone leaves you out!
I'M NOT A BIG INSECURE SHEEPLE, I DON'T NEED TA TRUST ANYONE! AIN'T NOBODY GETTIN PAST ME!!!
Yeah, yeah, that's what I used to think. 'Til I actually got a best friend of my own. You're missing out!
My best friend is out gettin cozy WITH SOMEONE!!!
Last time I do that
You have a best friend? I kinda assumed... y'know. Sonic and Tails were a duo, Amy and Knuckles were a duo... And you were just kinda there. I mean, there's gotta be a reason you're not part of the main gang in the other universes. You just... don't fit right. N-No offence, of course!
Must suck being the loner. There's always a place in the Eggpire if you ever wanna get revenge on them for leaving you out!
Yeah no. AND I WAS AMY'S BEST FRIEND!! But I'm doin stuff around the burrow so shove that offer up ya ass. There ain't no more episodes so I can cuss.
Huh. Guess we can. And nothing will happen if I do it, it won't be beeped out or anything... Fun! Ooo, what should I say? So many options.... Wait, wait, I've got one!
Ahem.
I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!
... Woah. Well. That was freeing. Been needing to say that one for a while.
Oops, got off topic. What were we talking about again?
As Styx's "ultimate government conspiracy" being that I am an artificial being made with alien DNA who the government tried to coverup by killing all the scientists involved in my creation I feel having stumbled upon this that perhaps I shouldn't open the Pandora's box but then again I am technically a Robotnic so silly things like common sense won't stop me
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OW SHIT OW OW FUCK MY PAW FUCK OW . MY ENTIRE GLOVE BURNT OFF WHST AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORON
ykw I'm gonna set your sage data centers on fire
DON'T BRING SAGE INTO THIS
Agreed Sage is not like the generative language models of OpenAI if anyone she is closer to the fictional smart AIs of the halo franchise like Joyeuse, Cortana, Serina, Isabel, Roland, Mack, Sif, and Loki
ok let me remind you this is the guy who puts animals into robots do you think he cares enough to make a ai generating model that is eco friendly....
She IS actually eco friendly, BUT I do use ChatGPT to generate me Eggpire Propaganda images to cancel it out! π
You really do try to be evil...
Unfortunately I have experienced that all members of the robotnic family somewhere deep down do care about the planet.
Professor Gerald wanted to make the world a better place and cure disease, and Maria wanted to see the untainted natural beauty of the earth so I highly doubt you as her cousin have as much disregard for the planet as you publicly claim

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OW SHIT OW OW FUCK MY PAW FUCK OW . MY ENTIRE GLOVE BURNT OFF WHST AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORON
ykw I'm gonna set your sage data centers on fire
DON'T BRING SAGE INTO THIS
Agreed Sage is not like the generative language models of OpenAI if anyone she is closer to the fictional smart AIs of the halo franchise like Joyeuse, Cortana, Serina, Isabel, Roland, Mack, Sif, and Loki
That one art published on official Sonic twitter account yesterday
HOW IS HE STILL WINNING WITH ONE HAND ON THE CONTROLLER?!?!! HE'S HACKING, HE HAS TO BE!
His "little brother" is a damn genius and probably coded a script to simplify the controls so he can beat you one handed, it's called being a "Skriptkitty" I encounter jerks like that all the time in team fortress 2