cant wait till he sees the trophy roomĀ
Sade Olutola
RMH

Kiana Khansmith

Origami Around

if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin

titsay
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Three Goblin Art

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

blake kathryn
Aqua Utopiaļ½ęµ·ć®åŗć§čØę¶ćē“”ć

JBB: An Artblog!

izzy's playlists!
seen from Malaysia

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Chile

seen from China

seen from Italy

seen from Malaysia

seen from Pakistan

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from Portugal
@shadow-kit
cant wait till he sees the trophy roomĀ

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
If you're taking requests could I maybe ask for Joe being a dork?
It barely took me 5 mins to find him saying something dorky
I have an idea for the next update, but it'll troll everyone. Don't actually add it, but say 'Added Herobrine' in the patch notes for 1.15
Ha! That would be epic. Hats off to you, epic sir.
i've figured out where minecraft steve stores his inventory
but y'all are going to have to wait until i'm home for me to tell you
now that i'm home, let's discuss.
we know that the inventory isn't particularly visible. we also know that no matter how full the inventory is, the character does not change on the outside.
we also know that when the player holds an item, their hand is close to their ass. (this is relevant, i promise)
and, when a player throws and item, it comes from their face - or, their mouth.
the player has no insides. we know this by the fact that, in vanilla minecraft, nothing but the player's inventory drops if they die. so they have no organs or bones. just the hollow outer shell.
in conclusion:
when the player puts something from their hand into their inventory, they push it up their ass.
when the player takes something from their inventory into their hand, they pull it from their ass.
when the player picks an item up from the ground, it is sucked up their ass like a hoover. (or a vacuum for you american people)
when the player throws an item, it comes out of their insides and up, projectile vomited out of their mouth.
Good idea!
The player, if they were solid, would have a volume of 1,664 cubic pixels (1,568 if theyāre using an Alex skin).
Letās just say that all of that were empty space.
A small slime has a volume of 512 cubic pixels. Thatās 512 cubic pixels of pure slime. You could fit 3 slimes up your ass with room to spare.
And what about bees? Disregarding the wings and antennae, an adult bee has a volume of 490 cubic pixels. Now, unlike the player, the bee is actually solid, since it is full of love. You can also contain three whole bees, but this time with even more room to spare. You get to decide what you do with this space.
I just realized why I probably shouldnāt browse Tumblr with internet access and a graphing calculator
This is not entirely correct, given that we know the size of the Minecraft inventory, we know that the player can fit 2304 cubic metres up that space-time continuum distorting ass, I don't know how many bees that translates to, but do I want to know?? Yes.
IT'S 19259 BEES

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Whatās foreshortening
Damnd if I kno
ladies and gentlemen this is mumbo no 5
Why tf ppl still cutting down forests to make paper lmao just make a sugarcane farm
Technically almost any source of cellulose will work, so... that is an option.
I literally had notebooks made out of sustainably-sourced sugarcane at my job before I left it. Here they are. Thereās more where that came from, as well as compostable takeout containers, like these ones.
This is already a thing, and thereās virtually no difference in price. Companies are still cutting down forests to make notebooks and toilet paper because thatās what people are still buying.
Money talks. Re-evaluate your buying decisions and start buying green products instead. There are companies that make toilet paper out of recycled post-consumer materials (shredded paper from offices basically), Ziploc makes their plastics out of minimum 35% post-consumer plastic waste (and their cartons from 100% recycled paper!), and there are bottled water companies that have switched to compostable bottles or 100% recycled bottles.
Yes consumers are responsible for only 2% of the plastic pollution in the world, but it starts with consumers making better decisions about the products they buy. We need to teach wasteful companies that we prioritize recycled and responsible material sources. Read labels and make better decisions for the environment with each purchase you make. Thatās what the free economy is supposed to be for - increase demand for the stuff we want to see more of, and the businesses who fail to adapt to the trend can starve.
Ik this was only a Minecraft shitpost but tysm for the info!! Oh I know where I'll buy my next sketchbook lmao
For the cave update all mojang has to do is add naturally spawning blue mushrooms that have the same light level as Redstone torches and everyone will be happy.
Why tf did this blow up its fucking MUSHROOMS
That's exactly why
iskall: sorry dude but we need to finish the redstone for Sahara which means we need to handle this professionally and maturely.
grian: name one time i havenāt acted professionally.
mumbo: youāre holding a juice box.
grian: it stops me from spilling my juice!!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
āgrian is babyā would a baby break into a goverment facility? would a baby start a death game between his friends?? would a baby start a war??!?
A baby called grian would.
Heās 25, actually.
thanks hermitcraft fans for both missing and proving my point at the same time
Minecraft Multiplayer Creative!
Ā I set up my own Minecraft server to play around with! Iāve had some people in it and itās really fun!
There have been various comedic shenanigans, as seen above!Ā
Hereās a cool town hall we built! Itās the spawn for the world, and has rules and player introductions!
Hereās a top-down view of Unnamed Town, so far! Town hall can be seen at the bottom right, with @bluedaggersāās aquarium next to it! At the top is my house, with some flower farms and a greenhouse in close proximity! That building on the bottom left isnāt an underground black market.Ā
Some closer images of the townās buildings! (The lighthouse is a bit far away from the town, but still visible from there!!)
Weāre based on an island I made in WorldPainter, so I had the opportunity to make some custom biomes, of sorts! Hereās some images of the islandās forests. Iāll be sure to post a map of the server later!
Huh? This? Oh I just found it! Iām sure itās nothing though!Ā
This has been very fun so far, though running the server can be stressful. I hope one day we can have many towns connected by rail and / or paths! Mutuals, let me know if you want to visit and / or build!
This week on Hermitcraft,
My 2019 art summary!!
I canāt believe how much my art improved despite my many different styles lmao
scalies and homestucks have joined forces

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
The non fighters
Aka: the fae
I'm worried about dying but I hate living. Is death a comfortable and as peaceful as I would have hoped. I offer a Minecraft poppy, a precious stone, and knitted scarf, and a solemn prayer.
THAT IS FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT
GO PLAY MINECRAFT