These are important rules. Make sure to memorize all of them.

Warning for; A lot of sarcasm

Everything they say is correct. Everything you say is incorrect.

The mangaka is God, not a regular human who messes up every now and then. If you criticize anything the mangaka does, you’re a demon who should suffer.

If you criticize a character they adore, you deserve all the death threats you can get because harassing a real person and criticizing a fictional character are the same thing.

If you’re not happy with the ending of an anime or manga, you’re just salty because your ship didn’t become canon, even if your reason for being against it has nothing to do with shipping.

Whether you feel disgusted or get triggered because of an event in your past from seeing a certain pairing doesn’t matter. The fangirls are still allowed to try forcing their ship on you and eventually harass you if you refuse to bow down to their ship.

If they approach you with arguments and/or harassing comments and you give a good counter argument and/or a sassy reply, you’re the bully. 

Fake interviews are official because they consist of things the fangirls want to hear.

Headcanons are also official, even if there are canon evidence that proves otherwise.

Using headcanons as reference/source makes their arguments valid and strong enough to counter the official interviews and canon material you have.

Crosstagging is ok when the fangirls do it, but you’re not allowed to since you would be insulting them.

It’s forbidden to use moral and common sense. Pedophilia, incest, rape, sexual abuse and mental abuse are all fine in anime and roleplays. If you consider any of these things as disturbing, you’re delusional and shouldn’t even exist.

It’s also forbidden to use logic. Character development and romantic development aren’t necessary for a good story.

If their shipping doesn’t become canon or if something happens to the character they adore, it’s your fault, not the mangaka’s because - as previously mentioned - the mangaka is God.

You’re forbidden to have your own opinion. You need to have the exact same interest and dislikes as them otherwise there’s something wrong with you.

Eremika shipper: Wants the protagonist to end up with his sister, believes he’s “oblivious” despite it being clear that he only sees her as a sister, thinks a girl being obsessed with a guy is cute/romantic/healthy and claims that the ship isn’t incest since they’re "only” adopted siblings.

Eremin shipper: Wants the protagonist to end up with his best friend who he clearly cares about more than he hates titans, has a healthy relationship with, was the first (and for a year; the only) person he liked with an exception for his parents and is his motivation to keep going.

You tell me which one of these shipping-fandoms has good moral, common sense and logical reasoning.

This is a list of a few things that Sakura and Hinata, two girls people look up to, are trying to teach the younger audience.

1. Being a damsel in distress is better than being independent.

2. It’s fine that your ‘husband’ or son treats you as a doormat.

3. Don’t show your true self around your crush. Not even when you’re married.

4. So your cousin just got murdered and is laying right on front of you? Who cares? Your crush is holding your hand. That’s much more important than your dead cousin.

5. Looks like your sibling just got kidnapped by a possible murderer. Better start knitting a scarf.

6. Let others protect your children instead of protecting them yourself.

7. Give up your dream for a guy who doesn’t love you. That will impress him.

8. Helping others cheat on tests is ok as long as “I don’t want them to give up” is your excuse. And it’s far better than trying to help them study.

9. Loving a guy only for his looks is true love. It doesn’t matter what his personality is. It’s the looks that matters.

10. Following a guy whether he likes it or not and forcing him to be with you is fine. It’s not like the guy’s feelings matter anyway.

11. The guy doesn’t actually have to love you. Making him feel so guilty for not returning your feelings that he gives up is good enough.

12. There’s nothing wrong with chasing a guy while being pregnant.

13. You don’t have to know the person you’re marrying.

14. If a guy insults you, makes you suffer and tries to murder you, stay with him.

15. What? You want to become a [insert dream job here]? No, no. Getting the guy you barely know anything about is the number 1 goal in life. You have to live for the guy, never stand up to him even when he does something wrong and accept being treated as a doormat.

Not only is the fandom’s most loved pairing both pedophilia and incest. but the whole yaoi shipping has gone so far that the shippers have convinced people outside the fandom and even manga websites that Hetalia is shounen ai, which it isn’t.

It has even affected the anime where they now focus on fanservice than the story. A perfect example of this is in the hetaween episode. They removed characters and dialogues just to focus on pairings.

That’s what happens when the majority of the fandom consists of 12-15 year old yaoi fangirls.

True fan: I didn’t. It was awful.

Pro: You’re just salty!

True fan: So why did you love the ending?

Pro: My ship is canon and have children together! OTP! OTP! OTP!

True fan: I know, but what about the story?

Pro: ...

True fan: The characters’ bad development?

Pro: ...

True fan: The plot holes the mangaka left?

Pro: ...

True fan: Did you like anything about ending except the canon shippings?

Pro: ...

True fan: What if your OTP didn’t become canon? Would you still love the ending?

Pro: ...

Well done, Kubo.

Let me guess; Isayama will make incest canon and kill the fandom’s favorite character, Toboso will kill off the protagonist, Hidekaz will do as the anime and appeal to the yaoi fangirls for money, Kagami will stick to clichés and Mashima will mess up his female characters.

...can’t defend themselves and constantly need someone to back them up.

...always send messages as anonymous instead of showing themselves.

...send offensive messages and threats to other fans out of insecurity.

...can’t mind their own business and seek fights with other fandoms either by crosstagging or directly insulting someone.

...don’t take responsibility for their actions and instead puts the blame on someone else.

...use ‘arguments’ that either have nothing to do with the subject or are fake.

...use headcanons as arguments.

...falsely accuse people of something they haven’t done.

...are fine with all opinions as long as it’s the same opinion as theirs.

...intentionally try to hurt others to make themselves feel better.

...are in denial and refuse to accept the truth.

...have no problem trashtalking something and claim it’s “only an opinion” that people should respect, but can’t respect someone else’s opinion.

No, no. Why do people say this? The statement is so ridiculous, stupid and doesn't make any sense. 

Kishi had already stated that Naruto is based on himself, Sakura is based on his wife and Sasuke is based on his best friend or brother or whoever it was.

And now, when he heard that his wife hated the ending and is pissed because Naruto, who is supposed to be Kishi and Sakura, who’s supposed to be her, didn’t end up together?

Is that it? Really? Did Kishi really expect that to work? Telling her that the girl who is completely useless to the story, has a selfish crush on Naruto. gave up her responsibilities for a guy she doesn’t know. is incredibly weak, can’t do anything with her life, can’t protect her own family, is nothing but a damsel in distress and is only good for a guy’s hentai imagination is based on her. Does Kishi really believe that’s a compliment? Does he really believe that girls and women want to hear that?

It’s obviously a lie. The “But Hinata is based on you” talk was merely an attempt to make his wife calm down, which apparently just made things worse.

But ok. Let’s say Kishi is telling the truth and Hinata was based on his wife. If Naruto is Kishi, Hinata is his wife, Sasuke is his best friend/brother, then who is Sakura? Who is the girl Kishi (Naruto) loved, but was rejected by and had no choice but to pick the girl he didn’t like because he felt it was his obligation to be with her? Who is it? Is he implying that his best friend/brother got the girl he loved while his wife is a second choice?

I don’t know if this is true or just a rumor. But if it’s true, then Kishi will need all luck he can get to get his wife to forgive him.