The Dusk of Me

ronan does not give a single shit about getting barfed on. par for the course, its fine, he didnt like that shirt anyway 

if someone argues with him ronan says that the baby agrees with him 

yes you have to take a break from studying parrish the baby says so. u gonna argue with this baby? u gonna argue with this babys face?

this babys face is blowing a spit bubble.

adam is not gonna argue with this babys face.

ronan coaches gansey for like 10 minutes on how to hold the baby properly before he will let gansey hold the baby. 

gansey tries 2 be patient but REALLY wants to hold the baby.

when gansey finally gets to hold the baby, the baby steals ganseys glasses.

“uh,” says gansey.

the baby gnaws on the glasses.

“am i gonna get those back anytime soon?” gansey asks. 

gansey is not gonna get those back anytime soon. 

“they made you look like a nerd anyway,” says ronan.

the baby agrees with ronan. 

noah is sad that he cant hold the baby safely so ronan bounces the baby in his lap while noah plays with the babys tiny hands.

noah teaches the baby how to wave. 

blue is alarmed by the baby. it is small and smells funny and she does not want to break it. 

ronans all like “chill, you’re the exact same size” 

blue gives him The Stinkeye.

the baby makes babble-y baby sounds and grabs at blue. 

blue takes a step back where its safe. 

ronan is delighted. 

ronan holds out the baby and walks after blue while blue tries to run away without looking like she is running away. 

chainsaw is mystified by the baby. 

the baby is mystified by chainsaw. 

gansey asks if they should separate them and ronan is OFFENDED and wont let gansey hold the baby anymore. 

noah is pleased someone else isnt allowed to hold the baby.

gansey is sulking. 

chainsaw eventually decides to bring the baby one of her treasures. fortunately it is a large and baby safe treasure. 

ronan is very proud of her. 

chainsaw is very proud of herself.