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@seymoreusedpunt
What lost temper? I thought we were havin’ a SHOUTING MATCH SINCE YOU SEEM TO PICK RANDOM TIMES TO BURST INTO LOUD EAR-DRUM MURDERIN’ ATONAL SCREECHING that reminds me of NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD more than it does the VOICE OF AN ACTUAL LIVIN’ CREATURE.
MEWDAMNIT NOW I’M DOIN’ IT. Thanks you parasite-ridden DISEASE SPREADIN’ VERMIN.
I'm just gonna sit back and watch as you let me you infect every aspect of your pathetic existance, bit by bit.
HAH.
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Sailor blinked a few times taking in the comments. She took a big breath an forced a smile. "I-I'm s-ssorry..." Her ears pinned to the back of her head and her eyes began to water. No one, no one had ever said anything like that before. She also felt bad for him, who would want to be the mother of such a rude rodent. "WAHHHHHHH! I SAID IM SORRY! IM SORRY IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY!! I DISNT MEAN TOO!" She wailed bowing at him and crying at the same time.
For a brief moment, the Cinccino was stunned. He never expected someone to react like this... He could already feel his teeth clenching against one another as his irritation grew. "Shut up," he spat, his fur bristling. "Before I make you!"
Lifting his paws to rub at his temples, the rodent took a few steps away from the blubbering Pokémon; ugh, crying always looked so messy. "AND GET THE FUCK UP. What is wrong with you!? You're a wild Pokémon; grow a backbone, you little shit!"
Well that doesn’t make sense. I mean, they’re not tied that tightly! Besides even if you did, that wouldn’t be very nice! If you wanted some ribbon, all you had to do was ask!
FUCKING- No matter.
They look like pretty decent tools to strangle you with.
WON'T THAT BE OODLES OF FUN.
Dez: You came to me asking for a conversation, rudely, from my ass. I think you meant my tail. If you bothered to notice, ask, or even care, his name is Chom, and he doesn’t talk. You were too busy jumping to conclusions about who would a better conversationalist. If you mean better in that he can’t talk back to your insults, then yes. You could get the same conversation with a rock or a tree if you want that, but then what’s the point? If you want to talk, you can talk to me. *Eyes narrow* So let’s talk.
And if you want to start throwing around threats, let me ask you this - do you really want to go that far? *Horns glow with psychic power* I would love to see more scars on that little frame of yours.
-He snarled, tail lashing as crimson eyes focused on the glow around Dez's horns.-
Jumping to conclusions? What about you, asshole? You said I was asking for a conversation when, as a matter of fact, I was just insulting you because I could. As if I'd actually want to keep up a conversation with a reject like you. In fact, I'm pretty fucking sure I'm losing 100 brain cells a second and it's PAINFUL.
-His claws dug into the ground, ears remaining pinned against his skull.-
What's that? You're assuming you're strong enough to actually cut me when you don't know shit. How smart.
Tch.
(( Sorry about the lack of activity today; been spending time with my boyfriend!! He goes home tomorrow so I should be around then. >8U ))
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"
"STOP CALLING ME A CAT"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(rai-mun: *dies crying* mental image of seymour breaking into peoples homes to pop up behind them, insult them, steal their food, then leave…im laughing so hard)
IT MEANS YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MAN UP.
WORTHLESS CUNT.
Sailor put on the hood of her cloak, sure that it was going to ran soon. The Sylveon ran down a pathway, one that she had been on never before. She fell onto a fluffy creature a bit taller than her. “Oh my goodness I’m so sorry! Ahhh, you’re so cute!” she goolgey eyed at the chinchilla
Seymore had been minding his own buisness, almost off in his own little world when another Pokémon crashed into him, causing the rodent to hiss aggressively and push at the female. "What the fuck do you think you're doing, asshole? I-" His eye gave a single twitch at her seemingly innocent comment. Baring his teeth, the rodent's fur bristled out of anger.
"Shut up. Just. SHUT. UP. And is IT seriously too much to ask you dickheads to watch where you're going? FUCKING BULLSHIT."
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Scared of you? No. SCARED YOU'LL MOLEST ME LIKE A DIRTY FUCKING STREETWALKER? YEAH, MAYBE.
COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL SHOVE A BUNCH OF THORNS IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES.
"..." She stared at the Cinccino in a creepy way. A very, very, creepy way. It was like staring into someone's soul.
Keep staring at me like that and I'll fuCKING STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A STICK YOU RODHUMPING FOOTFUCKER.
Otay -jumps on- o///o So it alright if I just send in one of my muses and talk to the cute little aggressive Seymore? Just like interactions and stuff?
(( YEP OF COURSE OOOR you can make a starter and tag it with seymoreusedpunt and I'll respond!! <333 ))
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YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? YOU SICK FUCK.
YEAH, WHATEVER, I'M A FUCKING MAIDEN OR WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT.
NO, I'M NOT SAVING MYSELF. I JUST AIN'T FUCKING INTERESTED.
-He continued to inch away away from the Girafarig, clearly uncomfortable.-
What is wrong with you!?
Wow, this is probably one of my new favorite blogs. I'm literally dying of laughter, best character XD Oh and I'd like to interact but am too shy and don't want to mess up ;w;
(( WHEEZES AND SOBS ALL OVER YOUR CHEST
THANK YOU AAAAH ;U;
HONEY NO DON'T BE SHY WITH ME I'M LITERALLY THE DUMBEST PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET AND YOU CAN'T MESS UP WITH ME I SWEAR
come to my bosom child ))
seymoreusedpunt said: woahwoah whAT THE FUCK YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE SHIT I DON’T WANT TO PUT MY DICK ANYWHERE NEAR YOU OR ANYONE ELSE OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SICK LITTLE CUNT
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OOOOH MY GOD?
-He took a step back, clearly disturbed. This conversation was definitely taking a wrong turn for the rodent.-
I'M. NOT. INTERESTED IN THAT.
YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT; IF YOU REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO FUCK YOU HOW 'BOUT YOU SIT ON A CACTURNE. I'M SURE THAT'D FEEL AWESOME.
(( I want to send asks to people but there are tWO THINGS STOPPING ME.
I'M SCARED AND NERVOUS AND OH NO I'M A WIBBLY MESS
DO PEOPLE REALLY WANT AN ABUSIVE RODENT SPAMMING THEIR INBOX WITH INSULTS
lies down in a puddle of tears ))
DID U GET MY TEXTS, SEYMORE?? I CARVED THINGS INTO A TREE JUST FOR YOU GET YOU GET THEM
OH YEAH, BECAUSE I REGULARLY GO AROUND STARING AT TREES FOR MESSAGES WRITTEN BY A ROTTEN LUNATIC.OH MY FUCKING GOD.
LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'M GONNA STAB YOU IN YOUR FUCKING EYE.
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SEYMOree SEYRMORE SEYMORE SEYMORE SEYMORE SEYMORE SEYMORE SEYMORE
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING DIED.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Ember: -bouncing up and down; not holding still for more than two seconds- Hey, hey, you! You look like a lot of the pokemon I know at home! Do you like to play any games? What's your favorite? And do you have cool stories about your scars! I wanna hear!
My favourite game???
It's geTTING LITTLE SHITS LIKE YOU TO PISS OFF AND NEVER COME BACK BY STABBING YOU IN THE FACE.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE I KICK YOU IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE JAW YOU FUCKING COCKMUNCHER.
SHUT UP.
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.
FUCK.
