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"Shut up, Dante! I ain’t doin’ shit, go jump off a fucking bridge and die!”

❝damn bro, someone must be on their period. Not my fault people wanna see you get fucked in the ass but that's none of my business.❞

     ღ “Yo. You, uh. See the giant mechanical chicken too, right? ‘Cause the only          thing I get high on is LIFE and I’m so not okay with this R-N.” Good god, it          was clucking. It was like a giant, metal zombie version of those little shits she          liked kicking around in Zelda. Fuck, they were finally taking their revenge.

Chicken? what chicken was there? and a mechanical one at that, oh! and a zombie. Zombie robot chickens. Nope not a sign of them anywhere and the demon killer usually sees this type of insane shit cept no robots and zombies.Still, he would like to know what to do to help

"What’s up, Don-teeee?”

❝Same shit- fuck bitches, killing demons- nothing amusin'❞

                                     …even when it gets you hurt.

☞ Bayonetta is the eponymous main character and protagonist of the Bayonetta series. She is a coquettish and mysterious Umbra Witch, who possesses a remarkable talent for the Bullet Arts and is the bearer of the Left Eye, that oversees the darkness.

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