Sexual Chemistry

Dear assholes,

When you act like a cockwaffle, you ruin good things not only for yourselves, but for the rest of us. A woman teasing or showing off her body isn’t an invitation to act like an entitled child. A woman running a porn blog isn’t carte blanche to talk to her like she owes you anything.

You don’t just barge into people’s houses, you ring the bell and wait to be invited in. The same principle applies on the internet. When in doubt, ask yourself, “Did she ask me for this?” If the answer is no, or you’re not sure, don’t do it without asking. Dick pics, demands, domineering tone, degradation and name-calling, and whatever else you think she wants - just don’t do it unless she’s requested it.

And if she says no, doesn’t respond, or tells you to go away, just respect that. Walk away. It’s not personal. You didn’t lose. Throwing a shitfit and hurling insults accomplishes nothing, it just makes you look like a petulant child with no emotional stability or self-control. Have some composure and self-respect. Be a man.

You may even find, surprisingly, that women respond much better to being treated as equals with respect and dignity.

Yours truly,