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I think the field horses piss just as much. If not more

Fucking love dryrub. Sometimes I wake up and Im still rubbing

There once was a Damn from Dantuckett

So you americans call it monopoly and not money funny

The real reason its becoming so hard to get a house is bc that damned wolf got bigger And badder.

Will you do it for a boobysnack

Have u been sharpening ur nuts? i can tell

Brits will see someone fight a flesh aberration that formed from their own shadow and call it "A bit queer" and then see two guys kissing and pass out

Must suck to be named Waldo cuz what if you go missing and everyone in the rescue party has to agree not to bite from the lowest hanging fruit

Sisyphus only doing that shit for attention

Rick and Morty controversial now gonna pretend like I never found it funny👏